Red Shirt (A Tic Toc Parody)

Wake up in the morning; remember I'm a redshirt
I pull my tunic on and I'm prepared to get hurt
Before I leave, I send a message to my brother Jack
'Cause when I report for my shift, I ain't coming back

I'm talking 'bout all them wannabe gods, gods
Leaving us all them bods, bods
Rocks blowing up my bros, bros

Here goes another dangerous mission
Taking on all them Klingons
And there goes Ensign Diiiion....

Watch out! Imma shout
Captain, please don't let me die
Today, there's a fray
I won't make it out alive
This sucks, just my luck
But the redshirt always dies, yeah
Oh oh oh ohhhhh
Oh oh oh ohhhhh
(Repeat chorus)

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One day I might finish this. It's way too much fun.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• red shirt
• tic toc parody
• star trek

[schreiber12345]

very nice!

[OMGitsme692]

awesome sauce.

[Silverstream360]

<3

[yagamijase]

Lmao

[drhelmet]

haha lol well done

[adam45011]

Fantastic!!!

[riggsdj]

Very creative. had a nice laugh

[commodoreQuinn]

A beautiful and classic piece of musical compisition. You have succesfully captured the theory of excellent tunes and have combined that with the utterly flawless repitition of the death of every crewmember wearing a red tunic. congragulations, you will go far in the ways of the deadshirt (Knuck Knuck Knuck!)

[TOSSpace]

"Captain dont let me die"... naja viel gebracht hat denen das aber nich^^

[timka131]

You´re all going to die xD