"Urethra Rap"

My sister freestyling about Urethras. None of what you are about to see was planned in any way. Shot in South Carolina.


"The Urethra Rap"
Allie-
Urethras are fun
I like to shoot them...with guns
*Laugh*
My mother has a Urethra, I have one too

Greg-
I hope my father doesn't but there's always the possibility...

Allie-
No Greg now you ruined it...
Ready? Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4
I have Urethras...They are fun
They tingle me inside
Urethras are fun, Urethras are guns
Urethras are great... to me
Urethra...helps me pee
Urethra...helps me pee
Urethra...is what makes me...me!
Urethra is my favorite word
I like to have it in a herd
Of buffalo...Of buffalo
Once I was eating corn
When all of a sudden I heard a horn
(Greg in background... "There's a McDonald's...two miles ahead")
It was my Urethra
It was going crazy!
Oh, no! My Urethra!
Oh, no! My Urethra!
(Greg in background..."Ooh Ooh!")
I don't know how to spell Urethra, but I'm gonna guess...
(Greg in background... "Get Vicki on you!")
U-R-E-A-T-H-R-E
Urethra... Urethra
I'm looking at the video camera...
It says Canon...
One time...
Somebody...
Shot a cannon...
At...
My...
Urethra!!!
Urethras are good
Urethras are fun
I can't wait to shoot Urethra with a gun...
That would be fun...
(Greg in background..."That would be nice")
To do that... hun!
I can't wait to shoot a Urethra with a gun, okay?
My mom...
(Greg in background... "Put... a syringe")
Has a Urethra...
They... are good
Everyone...
Has Urethras...
Except for the people in my neighborhood...
Oh, no!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Funny
• Comedy
• Urethra
• Rap
• Lizard
• in
• my
• Toes
• Freestyle
• Jonny
• Greg
• Allie

[rich0585]

What a cutie... Pedobear anyone?

[lemonrind]

"A urethra is what makes me me."

That's deep.

[AGmusic16]

@Thesargeantclan lol hi its allie!.. yes lol

[parkerearnheart]

bahahahahaha!!! hilarious. ONE TIME SOMEONE SHOT A CANNON AT MY URETHRA!!!! LMAO

[swimmerB0B]

you people are messed up if you think a cute little girl singing about a body part is wrong. she's just a kid having fun- is that all right with you? if it offends you, go watch something else. allie, go girl! thumbs up to you. come back here some day with some music and really sing for us- show us what you really got!

[Thesargeantclan]

IS SHE FROM AS THE WORLD TURNS?????

[em116]

how in the world did i end up on this video?? lol

[TheFrstRedBull34]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha

[haris1254]

too cute

[BlackBarbii]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[DaBossk]

yall know whats great about fucking 26 year olds? theres 6 of em!