SMBC Theater Short - Deathbed Confession

As James approaches the end of his life, he and Laura lay bare all their secrets.

http://www.smbc-theater.com
Executive Producers: Zach Weiner, Marty Weiner, James Ashby
Written by: Zach Weiner and James Ashby
Directed by: Chason Chaffin
Color by: Chason Chaffin

Starring:
Old Woman - Laura Birek
Old Man - James Ashby

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• SMBC
• smbc theater
• sketch comedy
• comedy
• dark comedy
• Confession

[Jawajoey]

Congratulations on what is surely a world's first: the utterance of the sentence "Your incestuous murder child was Hitler AND Stalin."

[Cyllid]

That's a line you don't hear every day. "Your incestuous murder child was both Hitler AND Stalin". Pretty fucking epic.

[zupperm]

If he had a time machine why would you need to have your grandson as your stand-in? You could just return back seconds after you left and nobody would know the difference.

[KitKatLover100]

@jxsa24 yes, but Stalin ruled the soviet union at the time of hitler...also, he had a time machine, and he cloned himself, see perfectly logical :p

[Inferno41]

I think we can safely stop speaking English now, our language has reached its zenith with that line.

[INTPTT]

I think he was making that all up to mess with her. Gotta make your last words count, ya know?

[jxsa24]

USSR's first leader was Lenin, also this happened in 1917, long before nazi Germany, also, "Your incestuous murder child was both Hitler AND Stalin"

[sulfuricSHAME]

@Kerrandrius

Cobb killed his wife with an inception

Kent was Keiser Soze

It was Earth all along

There we're two killers in Scream

Jigsaw A.K.A 'Zep' was a player all along

She touched him on the penis.

[Kerrandrius]

@sulfuricSHAME

Tyler Durden is a hallucination.

The Others are actuall living people, and the family are ghosts.

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

All the other soldiers die saving Private Ryan.

Her incestuous murder child was Hitler and Stalin.

[sulfuricSHAME]

@Kerrandrius

Snape kills Dumbledore,

Rosebud was his sled,

Bruce Willis was a ghost along,

Jesus dies.

hehehe

[Kerrandrius]

Please stop spoiling the punchline!