The Twinprov Terminator Rap

The newest in our continuing series of film-inspired raps. For more info. go to www.twinprov.com.

LYRICS:

Mama said thered be days like this
Thered be days like this, mama said
(mama said mama said)

Mama said thered be days like this
thered be days like this, my mama said
My Mama said thered be days like this
A Judgment day like this
Blown away like this, uh!
Mama said thered be days like this
We fight machines like this
until theyre dead

Yall give it up for my mama
Sarah Connor
She got bigger guns than Michelle Obama
She groomed me for my part
in this future drama
Im droppin' hurt on the machines
like a B-2 BOMBA!

If we dont fight now then humanitys a goner
your Salvation lies with me
MY NAME IS JOHN CONNOR
Judgment day changed the world in one instant
If you can hear this YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE!

Gonna send the machines
into system OVER-LOAD
All-I-know fo-sho about the future
is EVERYTHING EXPLODES

well give em all the hell
that we have to give
So grab a gun an run with me if you want to live
To kill a terminator gotta do it righ/
Win or lose, mother(robot edit)
THIS WAR ENDS TONIGHT!

Sorry, but yall chose the wrong adversary
You tried to cap my mama but you wont kill me/
Ill smash your technological insanity
You killed my father/
But YOU WILL NOT KILL ME

When cyborgs be steppin an frontin'
an' gettin' in our way
we show em how we roll em
the John Connor way

Mama said thered be days like this
Come out and play like this
They gotta pay for this, Uh!
For your Salvation take a stand like this
And be a man like this
My mama said!

Im the trans-atlantic Psycho Christian Bale
Extraordinary actor but Im MAD AS HELL
The true blue go-to post-apocalyptic hot shot
Just let me at them dragons!
Ooops..I meant robots.

Im the tormented man behind Batmans cowl
you cant understand me CUZ I SPEAK IN GROWL
Ya'll know my reputation Im Hollywoods meanest
Ill drop you like the fiddy pounds I lost for THE MACHINIST!
And the very best advice that yo eva gonna get
Dont PISS ME OFF BY WALKIN ON MY SET!

"Who are you? Is there a problem? Unprofessional..etc.."
"Where was I...oh yeah"...

As little Johnny Connor life wasnt very good
T-1000 killed my dog and half the neighborhood
Slinkin round town with-a 5-0 ploy
Wavin round a polaroid
Have you seen this boy?

(But Then) Straight outta the future/
the Resistance sent a hero
The Governator starring as T EIGHT ZERO ZERO
Man, you terminators dont mess around
IM HERE TO PROTECT YOU
AHAH JOHN GET DOWN

You need some sunglasses
Are you some kind of fashionista?
DONT BE A BABY HASTA LA VISTA!

My Mama said thered be days like this
A Judgment day like this
Blown away like this, Uh!
For your Salvation take a stand like this
And be a man like this
My mama said!

Hit pause on the Vrazelbox now to introduce us
I'm the mouthing maelstrom they call Kid Koopernicus

If Ya mess with him, then you mess with both of us
Watch out I'm Uncus, the Humongous Humonculus

We the progeny of big poppa Skynet
But you droolin fanboys aint seen nothin yet
Cuz other terminators are built to kill
But we the new terminators with a license to ill

From a proud assembly line with a killah pedigree
We the latest greatest rappers of future history
T-800, T-1000, T-X, and Mr.T
I pity the future that messes with me!

Skynet sent us back in time
with rhymes futuristic
ya see the first pass was too fast
and some of ya'll missed it
So dont just sit there with your crew
Mouth open and gawking
cuz we Rappin as easy as breathin and talkin
Still dont believe us-? Quit your hating and squawking
Just ask the original
Designation: Stephen Hawking!

Hear this and fear the soulless super-ill-ability
We hotta than Tupac, Kanye, Eminem and Fiddy!
Got the human MC powers
But none of their weakness
Kids at home dont burn your lips
While you tryin' to repeat this

John Connors got his mission
And we iz gonna stop im
If he Show up in our hood
*Chik-Schick* Weez gonna drop im

Pwning the Resistance
and all their human brethren
WE COMIN FOR YA, JOHNNY
POP POP POP! T ONE EIGHT SEVEN!

Mama said thered be days like this
Come out and play like this
They gotta pay for this, Uh!
For your Salvation take a stand like this
And be a man like this
My mama said!

The endings just the beginning
Cuz theres no fated track
So Hasta la vista baby!
AND WELL BE BACK!
Arnold: Word to your mother
Terminated!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Clint
• Buck
• Vrazel
• Comedy
• Improv
• improvised
• spontaneous
• Twinprov
• Rap
• Funny
• Smart
• Twin
• Brothers
• nerdcore
• nerd
• Terminator
• salvation
• christian
• bale
• rant
• crazy
• out
• what
• don't
• you
• understand
• John
• Connor
• Sarah
• Arnold
• Schwarzenegger
• Governator
• t-800
• t-1000
• Skynet
• judgement
• day
• explode
• machines
• killer
• robot
• cappella
• beat
• box

[playfuldespot]

You guys just keep getting better!

[sw1zzie]

Go White Boys !

Go White Boys !

Go White Boys !

[strawberrybomb12]

hell yea this is awesome!! they jus keep getting better!!!

[spunkransom522]

Helll naww!!(:

GOOOO WHITEE BOYSS!

[piratelover0607]

heck yes!

[ClassenGirl115]

they should do a hellboy rap

[4DRY4N]

Haha good job guys !! A.D. :))

[saskafrass]

Loved it : D

Awesome. These raps are hialrious.

[BushiYousei]

Hahaha... that is just epic.

Love this rap!

Terminator = Pwn

Terminator Rap= Pwnage