Cameroon Rap

CHUG THE CHILK, CHUG THE CHILK , CHUG THE CHILK!! (we called their milk 'chilk' because it tasted like a cross between milk & cheese and Tyler CHUGGED IT! haha)

ALRIGHT STOP, COLLABORATE & LISTEN
THE GIRLS ARE BACK WITH A BRAND NEW EDITION

IN WEST CAMEROON, IN TROPICANA (our neighborhood)
CHILLIN IN THE KITCHEN, BLEACHIN MY BANANA (we had to bleach all our fruits and veggies)
WHEN I HEAR ELISA SCREAM, I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS (it was probably a bug)
THE BOYS THINK WE'RE DYIN, BUT IT'S JUST THE GIRLS CRYIN

WHEN THERE IS A PROBLEM, YO THEY'LL SOLVE IT
WHO YA GONNA CALL???? SPIDERBUSTERS!!!!!! (jeremy & tyler would bust in & kill the bugs)

REMIX
IN A TOYOTA COROLLA, THE SEATS WITH THE FUR, WITH THE FUR (literally)
THE GUYS ALL KISSIN' AT HER (guys constantly kiss & hiss at girls as you walk by)
NEXT THING YA KNOW
CAVA CHATEAU (this is how you tell a taxi to stop at the university)
CROSS THE ROAD- OH-OH-OH

BOOYEAH! We say welcome (Buea was another campus we traveled to & they sang "we say welcome" as a song to us)
YOU ARE HIGHLY WELCOME, (WIKI WIKI), IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

STOP

TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE
WERE THERE MICE IN YOUR BED?
(Davo and Levi found mouse droppings in their bed at our hotel in Booyah)
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE
DRINK THE TAP AND YOU'RE DEAD
WEET SANT, NUF SANT, MIL FRANCE HONK HONK
(our currency- what we offered to taxis)
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE
WAS THE MOUNTAIN INTENSE? (several hiked mt cameroon)
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE,
SPEAKING OF FRANCES, DO YOU HAVE MY PANTS?
(elisa changed on the mountain & lost her pants)

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
WE'RE STAYIN 1st CLASS, BACK AT THE SIL (our home)
PLAYIN' SP-ADES, I CHOSE TO GO NIL
OR IN BUCKWILD (our favorite game) WAS TYLER ILL?
"4 PLACES!!" "IN FRENCH!!" "4 PLACES!!" "IN FRENCH!!" (miki trying to get tyler to guess cat plas during buckwild- it's what you say to a taxi when you have four people)

THIS IS WHY I'M HOT, THIS IS WHY I'M HOT
THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY I'M HOT
I'M HOT WITH THE PHOID (chris caught typhoid)
YOU AIN'T CAUSE YOU VOID
THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY I'M HOT
"AVOID ZA PHOID!" (jeremy's hitler impression to stay away from chris, also became a project norm)

I NEED TO POO, ON CAMPUS EW (enough said)
AND THERE'S PEEPS ALL OVER THE SHROOMS TODAY (we shared with students at these mushroom looking umbrellas over benches)
WANNA TALK ABOUT JESUS, PARLE VU ENGLE?
(french for do you speak english?)
KSU, CSU, MSU, UNL, UNO-o
KC, KU, MU, EWU, We're Cru (all the campuses represented)

YOU ARE OUR AFRICAN KINGS
YOU MAKE OUR HEARTS GO DING-A-LING-A-LING (a song we heard on the radio)
WE ARE AFRICAN QUEENS
WE TOOK YOU PLACES YOU NEVER HAD BEEN

OH, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE, OHHH TAXI RAISED THE FAIR
PAUL BIA CLOSED THE ROADS, NOW WE CAN'T GET ANYWHERE (the roads closed whenever president paul bia drove through & we could hardly get out. if we did leave, it took HOURS & we would just sit in the taxi)
OH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER! LORD HELP (a short prayer we said daily- no hourly)

IF YOU WANNA GO & SEE ETO PLAY (Cameroon's top soccer player)
BUY A JERSEY AT THE MARKET FOR SOME CFA (their currency)
OH WHY ARE THEY RIPPING ME OFF?
CUZ WE'RE LE BLANC!! (Cameroonians called us this)

SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
I WANNA I WANNA IWANNA I WANNA
I WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA DATE IN PARI.(everyone went out on a real date in paris with each other called the night of a thousand rendezvous)

WORD.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Cameroon
• Campus
• Crusade
• Summer
• Project

[teeggarscott]

Dude wat-tha-fuck is this?

[awungjia]

this is not funny

[alikunta]

NOBODY SHOULD WATCH THIS,



[Soccergurlz]

i guess its okay....i just read the apology! lol BUT STILL!!!!!!!!

[Soccergurlz]

OMG! Paul Biya tho? wow! y'all some disrespectful lil spoil white people!

[Baisers11]

Ok i didn't know if i should have been offended by this vide cause Im cameroonian but after reading what biggunsfowler said I see this vid as just le blanc who dont know how to rap/sing having fun.

[patricklexx]

Not even funny.... They are fucking high..they dont even realise what they're doing..

[patricklexx]

Hey Bitches..why don't u do what u know Best... Grab a black cock and suck it till u bleed....hahahha... Fucking white pigs...

[nicolasmartial1]

my dream is to visit cameroon i love this contry

[Nalove1]

We cameroonians need some respect. are they making fun of us?

[alikunta]

LORD HAVE MERCY