Geeky revenge on jock

Brian Bobbit was a jock.
He joined our Information Technology course because he thought it would be an easy pass. Little did he know, lurking on IRC didnt count as schoolwork.
Being a jock, he was instantly hated by all the geeks in class.

While he was out, I cracked his password and logged in.
I told the teacher it would be funny to change his shit.
She changed his MSN name to "I love Britney Spears"
I added a very gay friend to his list.
I recorded the resulting shitstorm.
Greg played with a tourettes guy soundboard for dramatic effect.

Jocks fail.

Janice says:
you are horrible... why would you post that????
Steve says:
because its funny


Transcript here: http://www.stevediraddo.com/revenge.txt

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jock
• geek
• MSN
• teacher
• argument
• fight
• gay
• funny
• revenge
• school
• class
• prank

[stevediraddo]

Hey guess what.. I'm deleting all retarded comments from this video.. have a nice day, retards.

[stevediraddo]

In lieu of recent retarded posts by a certain retarded youtube user, who may in fact be retarded, I should clear up a few things..

This took place at a highschool in a backwards-ass hick-town over 4 years ago. The jock in question was named 'Brian Bobbit'. He was a sorry excuse for a jock, belonging to the basketball team that had no cheerleaders (who the fuck cheers for basketball?), no mascot, and nobody to care about it. The guy had no girlfriend, and no friends in this class....

[stevediraddo]

.... Brian took the class because he thought it would be a super-easy class where he could sit and do nothing all day and still pass. He annoyed everyone, called them names and threatened them. Everyone knew it was me, and knew he deserved it. Everyone loved me for it, including the teacher, Janice March, who otherwise hated my antics. The 'jock' never beat me up, but continued whining like a little bitch for weeks.

At the time of filming, my name was Steve Douglas.

Take care, retards

[danthrplgst]

LOL that was awesome man. Personally if that kid were my student, I wouldn't have even argued that long with him...his ass woulda been out, never to return to my class.

[RantingGamerGeek]

@jeremyrd1260 jeez calm down

[jeremyrd1260]

fuck Britain! America Rocks your mother fucking socks off bitch.

[MattRoyston12345]

Maybe he didn't want to settle for the cheap tarts in your school.

[stevediraddo]

Hey retard, go ahead. But first know that I'm not american, I'm canadian. Second, its '911', and third, you are a retard.

Go have brain damage somewhere else.

[PowerOfSoundMusic]

Jesus fucking christ, I hate prepubescent little quiffs like you, especially of British variety. You remind me of the little fags that stand bowlegged in front of gay bars in assless chaps, make guns with your fingers, and shout "PEW PEW". You live in fucking fairyland, I'd like to see you smash anybody you scrawny fucked up teeth looking shitbag.

[MattRoyston12345]

Do all Americans play pranks? Maybe you should learn a few lessons frm Britain;

1. We never play pranks.

2. We actually look after our Citizens.

3. We do not break the laws.

Oh, by the way, give me a reason why I shouldn' press the button to send '999' to the police station and report this horrible crime. ('999' is the British version of your '991'.