Left 4 Dead - Death Toll
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"No! Not until I know you're human!"
"Have a heart. We got a helpless old guy out here."
"Hey!"
"You think you're special with your leather jackets and fancy blood? No one gets in, not until you pass the test! Ding dong, ding dong, Dinner's served, come and get it!"
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Church guy: Who is out there!?
Bill: Zoey. *cackle*
Zoey: *annoyed* Bill...
Church guy: I heard that!!
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@TheAzureNightmare Need a dispenser here!
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Church guy:MEDIC!
Scout: The church guy is a spy.
Church guy: fuck you *rings church bells*
*heavy smashes through saferoom door*
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francis: let us in!
church guy: who is out there?
francis: well, im francis, and this is grandpa bill, and THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT HERE SO OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!
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@TheAzureNightmare i going to tore down that bell and shove it up your up
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Francis: hey, will you let us in? we got a really old man here who needs some help.
Bill: hey! D:<
Church guy: i dont care of your age!! DING DONG!!!!!
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bill: is there anything you dont hate francis?
francis: you know what i dont hate? i dont hate breasts
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Are those ghosts I hear in the background? The tortured screams of thousands of helpless humans dying or becoming infected?
...*long, bloody nails slash him from behind*
I... guess... not... *dies*
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Those songs are awesome :D
Better safe than sorry, Better safe than sorry, Better safe than... YO, A LITTLE HELP HERE!?
TheAzureNightmare 2 years ago 13
I hate small towns ..
TheSpazz13 2 years ago 11