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http://www.DadLabs.com - DadLabs Ep. 267 Daditude - Breastfeeding is best for the baby, but according to Daddy Owen, it's hell on your love life. In this Daditude episode, Owen finds parallels between his sex life and eating fast food...alone...and in the car. Follow his six easy steps and spice up your marital love life. Maybe you can end up getting as much action as Owen, or maybe even more, which would not really be that hard.

Owen's six simple steps to getting your wife to have sex with you: 1. Beg for sex
2. Guilt her into sex
3. Have sex with her while she is sleeping
4. Pay her for sex
5. Get porn
6. Pretend you dating a young Catholic girl

Please disregard all references to professional sexual services, as Owen didn't really mean that. Please have a happy, and whore-free, Valentine's Day.

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  • This is funny. ^ ^ WHO DARES TO FOLLOW THOSE STEPS!? O_O HOW DARE YOU! xD

  • Glad you liked it. You should sub us! A new vid from Owen every week.

  • Dudes!!!! You're warped!!! Keep up the good work!!! Bravo!!!!

  • Actually its Owen that is warped :) The rest of us just gave in to the post birth realities of no sex. The question is, how long until the frequency gets back to normal? 18 years?

  • good sex tip for fathers: "you do the dishes, she does you"

  • Right! Check out the piece we just did on choreplay.

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  • Daddy Owen never fails to make me laugh out loud!

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  • BREASTFEEDING DOES BECOME SEXUAL when women become sexually aroused by it. Even if women try to ignore the sexual feeling or pretend that they don't enjoy it or don't want it, it is still the feeling of sex for a woman thus its also pedophilia because its being caused by the fondle and suckle from a baby or child onto the breasts and erected nipples during the feeding and the law and many people are in denial of these facts.

  • this is crazy lol!

  • better free pron is at camdump,blogspot,com

  • First I totally misunderstood "sub". Lol I thought you wanted me to translate this into German! Haha xD

  • Ok. ^ ^

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