The Nipple Song

18A. A little fun song for all the ladies out there who don't quite love their lady lumps enough.

LYRICS:

If I show you my penis
Would you show me your boobs
If you lose the shirt and bracket
I'll show you my tackle too.

See there's something I need to know girl
Something specific I can't see
There has to be some differential
Between the halo and the pea.

Because it's all about the nipple
Not really much about the boob
Standing proud from the areola
Staring straight up at the moon.

Now I don't care if you're a D cup
And I don't care if you're an A
As long as their not at your kneecaps
Or pointing back the other way.

According to my in-depth research
They come in many different shades
Dark brown, light brown, pink, tan and ruby
I hear in Kazakhstan they're beige.

CHORUS

Now ladies if you heed my message
I'll tell you now that this is true
Because it's all about the nipple
Not really much about the boob.

If you've got mosquito bites, they're slanted right, or fried eggs on a nail.
Pancake nips, or armpit tit, or ski slopes like in Veil (Colorado)
It doesn't really matter much us guys just want one thing,
Your nipples to be hard and bright
And stand out from the ring!

CHORUS

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Nipple
• Comedy
• Jokes
• Acoustic
• Justin
• Plet

[DepressedNinjaa]

So passionate.

[ludaglavaisawsome]

You, my friend, are a genius.

[than410]

beautiful :)

[luzziegooseyprincesa]

LOL

[MrSexyNipple]

Download link



[TheMotherfluffer]

for the love of god give us guitar tabs

[lakshyasinghkaiwalya]

Some days later,"nipple song! Now available on itunes !

[samh1818]

lmfao

[ladiesman2929]

Best song ever made? I'd say so !

[Flaminheartx3]

LOL

[japanttlyrules]

LMFAO THANK YOU REDDIT