Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 11: Mr. Meany's New Body, pt. 4

Sweetie comes home to find that Mr. Meany has become... Sean Connery?

TRANSCRIPT:

Sweetie: Hi, everybody. I'm back! I hope Mr. Meany kept you entertained while I... (She sees Mr. Meany has been turned into a little schoolgirl.) Oh, my. Hello.

Mr. Meany: Hi, Sweetie. You don't know who I am, do you?

Sweetie: Mr. Meany... Is that you?

Mr. Meany: Yeah. While you were gone, I convinced Ursula to turn me into a young and sexy man, a real stud.

Sweetie: You did?

Mr. Meany: Yeah. It took a few tries and I had to get pretty tough with the old girl before she finally got it right.

Sweetie: So, you two argued a lot? You got her really angry?

Mr. Meany: Yes, but it was all worth it in the end, when she finally figured out how to make me the most verile man of all time: Sean Connery!

Sweetie: Sean Connery.

Mr. Meany: The original James Bond! In a nod to Sean's Scottish heritage, she even gave me this tartan kilt. What do you think?

Sweetie: Well. I can honestly say you never looked better.

Mr. Meany: I feel great. But I wish somebody programmed some mirrors around here, so I could see my gorgeous, manly face.

Sweetie: Don't worry, you're cute as can be.

Mr. Meany: Thanks. Although I'm puzzled about a few things.

Sweetie: Like what?

Mr. Meany: Well, I thought I'd be taller. I mean, I think I'm actually shorter than you.

Sweetie: Connery is a small but powerfully-built man.

Mr. Meany: That makes sense. But does my chest seem rather... POINTY, to you?

Sweetie: Those are your pecs. You have large, bulging pectoral muscles.

Mr. Meany: Excellent. But they'll take some getting used to. For some reason, every time I think about muscular young men without shirts, my nipples get really hard. And for some reason, I seem to be thinking about shirtless young men a lot.

Sweetie: Really? How interesting. You know, you're such a hot guy now, you're really turning me on.

Mr. Meany: Am I? Well, I can't say I'm surprised.

Sweetie: Could you strike some poses for me?

Mr. Meany: Well... Normally, I'd say no. But if you've got it, flaunt it!

Sweetie: Oh, baby.

Mr. Meany: Gosh, I could get used to this.

Sweetie: Yeah... So could I. (To audience) Don't worry folks. I'll tell him. Eventually.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• xtranormal
• tranny
• transgender
• ursula
• hitler
• comedy
• cartoon
• schoolgirl
• transformation
• bodyswap
• weird
• funny

[rudorot65]

weird they used ursula was in a geico commercial

[misssxcgirl1995]

LMFAO!!!