12 Chinese Days of Christmas (FUNNY)

The twelve days of Christmas for an Asian guy!
Merry Christmas everyone and happy holidays!
Not every celebrates Christmas the same, and this is a funny video describing how Christmas is like for asian people!!

Here are the lyrics to the song:

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: a calculator TI-83 (silver edition!)

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 2 Chinese babies, and a calculator TI-83

And on the third third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 3 XL condoms, 2 Chinese babies, and a calculator TI-83

And on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 4 free coupons, 3 XL condoms, 2 ugly bastards, and a calculator TI-83

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 5 nigahiga videos, 4 free coupons, 3 XL condoms, 2 Chinese babies, and a calculator TI-83

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 words of Confucius, 5 nigahiga videos, 4 free coupons, 3 XL condoms, 2 Chinese babies, and a calculator TI-83

And on the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 SAT books, 6 words from Confucius, 5 nigahiga videos, 4 free coupons, 3 XL condoms, 2 ugly bastards, and a calculator TI-83

And on the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nothing

And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 9 korean dramas, 7 SAT books, 6 words from Confucius, 5 nigahiga videos, 4 free coupons, 3 XL condoms, 2 Chinese babies, and a calculator TI-83

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 10 gigs of porn, 9 korean dramas, 7 SAT books, 6 words from Confucius, 5 nigahiga videos, 4 free coupons, 3 XL condoms, 2 Chinese babies, and a calculator TI-83

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 uncooked dumplings, 10 gigs of porn, 9 korean dramas, 7 SAT books, 6 words from Confucius, 5 nigahiga videos, 4 free coupons, 3 XL condoms, 2 Chinese babies, and a calculator TI-83

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:.... wait wtf I'm buddhist.

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[ericpan7]

i kept my word

[swagPANDA]

good man, eric.

[Aznkd4ever]

lolololol albert. best video yet. :)

[swagPANDA]

haha i think so too lol

[BigDaYang]

good shit nigs

[swagPANDA]

thanks

[aziankidFTW]

hey swag panda u should make videos with nigahiga

[10Studguy]

ha! i have a ti 84

[tifann98]

this video started out so funny. I thought "wow, this is gonna be HILARIOUS" but I later was highly dissapointed. It was too slow and then too fast. Please re-do this and make it funny. It has such potential.

[spiritsummoner3131]

too soft from 1:09 to 1:20

[SuperFob4life]

LOLZ

[northernlights94]

lmao albert so GAY lol its akhil

[HabboPeas]

You are soo effin funny! "2 ugly bastards" xD

[DragonGodOFAndy]

fobbb