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Published on Nov 14, 2012

Congress of Hamburgerland
begun and held at the City of New-Grill, on
Wednesday the fourteenth of November, two thousand and twelve.

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law resepcting an establishment of vegetarianism but indeed explicitly prohibiting the free exercise thereof.

Amendment II

A well sauced Condiment Tray, being necessary to the taste of a free Patty, the right of the people to keep bare Buns, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III

No Hamburger shall, in time of hunger, be quartered by any knife without the consent of the Customer, nor in time of satisfaction, but in a manner to be prescribed by the Waiter.

Amendment IV

The right of the Burgers to be secure in their wrappers, containers, and bags, against unreasonable manhandling and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Waiters shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the patties or buns to be eaten.

[Amendments V through VII have been lost over time to excessive ketchup and grease stains. Thus the appreciateion of Amendment VIII]

Amendment VIII

Excessive ketchup shall not be required, nor excessive grease imposed, nor cruel and unusual sauces inflicted.

Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitutaion, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others ordered by the Customer.

Amendment X

The powers not delegated to Hamburgerland by the Constitution, nor prohibied by it to the Grills, are reserved to the Grills respectively, or to the Burgers.

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  • deeotee

    deeotee 6 months ago

    Click on "Show more" and have your mind blown.

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  • ArdunoProductions

    ArdunoProductions 6 months ago

    Google Fiber in Canada please!

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  • Zion Kim

    Zion Kim 6 months ago

    Somehow I like his attitude and voice. Sounds polite and clear to hear.

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  • siqlab08

    siqlab08 6 months ago

    Google fiber to worldwide pls!!!

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  • Hemburymaister

    Hemburymaister 6 months ago

    Fibre is in loads of places in UK already.

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  • dreamerx360

    dreamerx360 6 months ago

    the whole world, please!

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    in reply to ArdunoProductions (Show the comment)
  • Thomas van der Westen

    Thomas van der Westen 6 months ago

    Here in the Netherland, we have lots of city's with fiber. Fiber is just normal over here.... 

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  • feli0212

    feli0212 6 months ago

    Fiber in Denmark!

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  • 4nc3st0r

    4nc3st0r 6 months ago

    *hamburger, and the answer is nope.

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  • NorthEastRegional

    NorthEastRegional 6 months ago

    Mmmm, Hamburger! I mean the Burger, not you, lol!

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  • Marcioz Pollack

    Marcioz Pollack 6 months ago

    What happened to 1:30?

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  • asaawa1991

    asaawa1991 6 months ago

    The #GoodNews 1:00 #RollTheTape

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