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George Carlin on Religion and God

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Uploaded on Feb 12, 2009

The brilliant man lays things down like they really are, as usual.

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  • dilwich123

    If there is a God he is one big cock sucker for what he has done to the minds of some stupid fuckers willing to fly planes into buildings.

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  • IamtheObserver

    At the last part, he asked the "fictional" God to bless his human god Joe Pesci.

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  • wjmackenzie

    OMG! Carlin died? Must have been god, because we all know that humans live forever until they piss off god and god kills them... because he loves you!

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  • Николай Волк

    2000-5000 years ago people were foolish as plugs and did not know about that surrounding their place anything, to any incomprehensible natural phenomenon they gave godly sense and these being ignorant nothing people they devised god in order to explain the fact that they were not understood but, until now, people they believe in the fairy tales that they devised our uneducated descendants, this is simply foolish

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  • Martin Cao

    2 ways to understand and enjoy this:

    1. Knowing that he didn't mean to emphasize the hatred within religion. He made fun of serious subjects to criticize people

    2. Be Stupid!

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  • Cole Nelson

    Don't bring your beliefs, origins, quotes, books, facts and personal opinions into things, just enjoy.

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  • 8214623618

    Everyone dies. If god wanted to make a point, then he would've kept George alive forever.

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  • William bROWN

    The word eternal is a mistranslated and misused word in the bible. it's actually age abiding and that is here on earth.

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  • William bROWN

    You go through torment while you are here on earth. When you die all that is gone and you're free. Hell is here on earth not post-mortemly.

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  • William bROWN

    No it has nothing to do with that joke he made. it was just his time to depart his body like we all gonna do someday.

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  • Thomas43Goat

    Natural disasters can't be stopped, we have absolutely no control. But everything else, we control. Oh yeah @Shenorai, guess what caused the dark ages??? Religion!!!!

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