Obama Quits Race After Poor Bowling Show

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Barack Obama has quit the race shortly after this documentary video demonstrated that he had failed to demonstrate his qualifications to manage the US Nuclear Arsenal. The key qualification for that management skill is a bowling score of 200+.

Obama scored a 37.

Category:

Comedy

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• Obama
• bowling
• quits
• 2008
• 37

[JayVanDeLay]

To all the retards out there right now reading this, this was a joke. He's not making a political statement here (unless he's saying Barack doesn't have very many consequential flaws), just that he can't throw a strike the way some previous presidents have.

Seriously though, silly video.

[brettbum]

lol, thanks for the defense, yeah it was silly. :)

Watched the movie Idiocracy tonight on cable for the 2nd time, still striking how close to reality that movie seems to be sometimes.

"...my first wife was a tard, but she's a pilot now..."

[dr1321]

this video sucks so bad it doesn't deserve a comment.....

[brettbum]

Thanks for being the exception to the rule.

[drsax18]

All comments and responses are based on a system of jokes and indignation at the inaccurately presumed sincerity of those jokes

[brettbum]

lol

[1evon50]

I had my doubts about him before, but this really does it for me. NOBAMA

[ancestralyuba]

"Obama Quits Race After Poor Bowling Show"

One could only hope.

[BOOTLEGGUY2010]

It would scare me if a brother could not shoot some b-ball. LOL.

[mrhocuspocus]

obviously you missed the joke here. the person who made this video was making a failed attempt to be funny in his commentary.

[rgaskey]

If John McCain can bowl a 240 once a week, I'll kiss your ass. He still hasn't found his own Easter Eggs. Perhaps the best way to select a president IS on bowling ability. While they dare not to debate, I'll bet anybody that Ron Paul would whip 'em all. And by the way, he's the only candidate that knows how to save this country. Ron Paul 2008!

[nebaioth]

Okay, Obama is an excellent basketball player, a rotten bowler....and Hillary pisses sitting down!!!

McCain, who is 150 years old, is FAR TOO OLD to participate in any sports at all; And as old as John McCain is...and as tired as he is....McCain just may piss sitting down instead of standing up for all we know!

NO DIAPERS/DEPENDS in The White House!

OBAMA FOR AMERICA '08!

[baronmorris]

let's see Hillary, or any bowler, do this:

/watch?v=J7cN8lNgy5s

he got game! ;-)

OBAMA 08! AND WE CAN'T WAIT!!

[vortex7777]

No obama will tear it down and put in a strip clup

[electrodyne1]

Qualifications to be president:

-Being for NAFTA before you were against NAFTA

-Having survived Sniper fire

-Having pardoned a major coke dealer and a millionaire tax cheat out of compassion for the common man

-Having thrown back a Crown Royal(in front of a camera crew that you brought in)

-Having a campaign manager that is still for NAFTA

-Having suggested to NOT count absentee ballots from Troops overseas, in a tight election.

- Having $120 million

- AND-having voted FOR the war in Iraq.

[omgr0ckorz]

hey, i care if he can bowl! if he cant bowl, then in my mind he just cant be president, i dont get why, but he just cant be president when you bowl a 34!!!!!! its terrible!!! i was bowling the other day and got a 150, and im just a casual bowler!!!!!!! JEEZ!!!!