Bye, Bye, to the 4chan Website

All of the oldfags have emigrated to 7chan and the like. Gaiafags are the cancer that is killing /b/, and mods are worsening the condition.

This song was created by, of, and for Anonymous.

I take no credit for any part.

Here are the lyrics:

I can still remember how
the Jailbait used to make me smile.

And I knew if we had done well,
Those furfags would have yiffed in hell,
And there'd be no more newfags for awhile...

But Gaia faggots made me shiver,
with every /r/equest I delivered.
Bad news on the front page;
I barely held in my nerd rage.

I can't remember if I cried
when I saw the stickies far and wide,
but someone called the F.B.I.,
the day that 4chan died.

So..
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."

Did you write the rules of /b/,
and were we like Fight Club secretly?
It was better then, if you ask me...

Now do you believe in a fucking cat?
Can Raptors save your mortal ass?
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast?

Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we
called his hotline to make him say
"Do a barrel roll!"
Man, I dig those trolls!

I was a lonely teenage hate machine
with a new computer and an old routine,
but I knew someone would intervene
the day that NIGGERTITS died.

And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."

And there we were all on the *chan
With Gaston groupies and Desu spam
With no time left to start again.

So come on, post some CP, post some tits,
Post a picture of your 2-inch dick,
Because in the pooper is where they stick.

And as Moot posted "No more Grey"
The mods were banning night and day
No /b/rother born to lurk
Could stand that circle jerk!

The flamewars mounted left and right,
From mods who'd gotten too uptight,
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight,
The day that FAILchan died

And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
This'll be the day we get banned."

**

I found a site that didn't lose,
And I asked them for some happy news,
But they just told me to lurk some moar.

I bookmarked this new "7chan"-
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban,
Just for posting contaband.

And back at '4, the lolis screamed,
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed,
But no anon was jokin'.
The combos all were broken.

And the three mods most requiring haxx,
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks-
They drove to Mexico and laughed,
The day that FAILchan died.

And we we're posting...

Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned,
this'll be the day we're all banned."

Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• 4chan
• 7chan
• moot
• american
• pie
• btard
• /b/
• tard
• anonymous
• fox
• news
• hackers
• steroids
• cancer

[Gamefreak9001]

/r9k/ is back!

[TheGunNRose]

Back then trolling meant something, for f*ck's sake!

Now it's just about retards everywhere.

[extinctforyoursins]

@TheGunNRose The fact that you actually bothered to censor the word 'fuck' makes me believe you weren't around 'back then.'

[SgtHydra]

@sireweezsmucker1 idontcare.wav

[sireweezsmucker1]

@SgtHydra :C

soniamdisappoint.jpg

[SteakOfAnger]

/B/ IS BACK!

[SgtHydra]

@sireweezsmucker1 Nay, sir, I shall not.

[sireweezsmucker1]

@SgtHydra shut the fuck up

[SgtHydra]

@Scree7ch Clearly you have yet to see GOD TIER trolling.

It's... it's just a beautiful thing to see...

[Guthixpwnsyou]

Ponies at first on 4chan were okay. Then it became excessive, then it became porno excessive.

[PhillipGaul]

wtf is the song?

[pinkswagx3]

@whateveryourpleasure sexy master raider