Daffy Duck's Love Song.
so yea, this is what Daffy's Idea of a love song is,.....I wonder what Tina is thinking about her "Project" now?
Lyrics:
Porky: Eh-k you have such a nice girlfriend, Daffy? *sigh* A b-d-uh what's it like to be in love?
Daffy: Well, I'm glad you asked!
How do you know when you're in love?
Well you came to the right friend
Love is like an ice cream sundae
That you think it's never gonna end
Love makes you feel all tingly
Light-headed and pretty
Just like a 700 foot robot that's invading a city
Porky: A b-d-uh robot?
Daffy: Exactly
But you're not an evil robot
You're a robot looking for love
But there's not a lot of giant 700 foot robots around to loveSo you glue a bunch of smaller robots together
To make one big super robot
Then you and your robot go out to brunch
And by the end of brunch you're in love
Daffy: Trust me!
That's exactly what it's like to be in love
Porky: Can I ask you a question?
Daffy: No!
Then you and your robot lover destroy the entire Schenectady Turnpike
'coz you're doing a robot love dance and you don't care what it looks like
And when the armies of the world come to fight you get into your spaceship
And you tenderly embrace while you fly into space cause Earth's not ready for giant robot love
That's how you know you're in love
(find yourself a robot to love)
That's how you feel when you're in love
Porky: Uh, I'm not really following you
Daffy: All right, let me put it another way
It's just like you're a merman that's 700 feet tall
And you're looking for a lady merman to love
Porky: Don't you mean "mermaid"?
Daffy: Don't interrupt!
But the ocean is a massive place and there's not a lot of lady mermen
So in order to increase your chances
You travel to the Undersea Merman Mall
Porky: Eh-m-mee-uh "Merman Mall"?
That's where fish and mullusks go to find love
Porky: You know I'm just not really sure what any of this has to--
And you find a female merman working at a kiosk
Selling cellphone covers and personalized keychains
Your hand brushes one of her tentacles and she just melts inside
Porky: Tentacles?
Daffy: Shut up!
Her manager gets insanely jealous and stabs you with his trident and you're dead
(stabs you with his trident and you're dead)
That's how you know you're in love
Porky: Ah-d-dee-uh thanks for clearing that up for me
Daffy: That's what I do!
I want a shirt that says "The World isn't ready for Giant Robot Love" on it, so fucking bad.
GeistIV 1 month ago 30
This song is much deeper underneath the surface. The 700 ft. robot invading a city is every person, searching the whole world for your soul mate. "There's not a lot of giant 700 ft. robots to love" means you can never find someone exactly like you to love. The gluing together smaller robots means you don't need someone just like you. And the undersea manager stabbing you with a trident is the world, pushing you and your lover apart. Or I'm talking through my ass. Either one.
Bookman230 1 month ago 10