Disprove Evilution in under 5 minutes (Dumbest Argument Ever)

THIS IS MY ANIMATION BUT NOT MY ARGUMENT OR VOICE. THE ORIGINAL VIDEO WAS MADE BY STONEDCOMMANDER AND I JUST MADE THIS ANIMATION FOR THE AUDIO BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARD.

This was by far the worst argument I have ever heard... so I made a movie out of it :)
Every element was created for this cartoon so I think I did OK for only working on it for less than a day.
It is from a video by stonedcommander, the recipient of KingHeathen's DoDo award.
I had to put all my other projects on hold to get this done in a timely manner.
Enjoy.

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[richard79930]

gravity

[bogdan1231]

lol to the guy talking, not OP

HAMMER HEADS HAVE BETTER OLFACTORY SENSES

sorry, had to rage for a second there

[DawnBraker]

holy crap i almost disliked it until i realized it wasn't you talking. hehe i was wondering why there was an unusual amount of likes for this video

[Trolleymoose]

The SHIT you're looking for is GRAVITY....

[sandform]

Hahaha, R.I.P. Grandpa Asshole.

[drughello]

@wolfstar124 i say it about the guy talking. we got the pope, we usually hear cristians and atheist explain things much better. can't understand what you say in the first part, it's a joke isn't it? lol american creationists always make me laugh, it's crazy how their shit is taken seriously in usa. good luck!

[wolfstar124]

@drughello WY NUU LIEK NUW GAWD! loli'm an athiest just sayin' that's the best argument that america can come up with for god.

[drughello]

americans... Y U no study before talk about?

[rkyeun]

@may007ank

None of the planets are perfect mathematical spheres. They are however round.

Asteroids aren't like that because their low gravity is insufficient to overcome the structural support of their mountains and cause rockslides. Earth's is, and every so often as a mountain grows he sides of it where it has too little support break away and slide back down. Asteroids do rotate along their axes. Rotation reduces a planet's equatorial gravity and allows more ellipsoidal shapes.

[may007ank]

None of d planets ever found r round. Earth is bulging at d equator and compressed at d poles, n yes it is due to it's rotation. N asteroids r nt like that because they don't rotate on their axis!!!

[FierceChickenHG]

@mrbobmanbob Obviously you don't know what a theory is, let me enlighten you. A theory is a hypothesis created by somebody's view of how something happened or how something works and not at all synonymous with fact until proven by scientific expeirmentation. If proven to be true it is then stated as a law not a theory. Now don't embarrass yourself any further, I happen to know what I'm talking about.

[mrbobmanbob]

@FierceChickenHG Good job having no idea what a 'theory' is in respects to science.