Made in 1995 (on a Mac Quadra 840AV), before Troops and the rest of the Star Wars parody craze.
Unfortunately, my file was 200 MB because video compression sucked back then, and the Internet wasn't popular enough or fast enough for me to distribute it that way yet. Oh well.
On the 10th anniversary, in 2006, I finally posted it on the Internet for the first time, but I had to put it on Google Video because YouTube had a 100MB upload limit. That limit is now gone, so here it is! :)
May the Toast be with you!
High Quality version: http://www.archive.org/download/toast-wars/toast-wars.mov (215 MB QuickTime file)
from this Internet Archive page: http://www.archive.org/details/toast-wars
Email: kenlu(at)subjunctive.net
Disclaimer: All music, a few of the images, and some sound effects copyright Lucasfilm Ltd., used for the purposes of parody. Everything else copyright 1995 Kenneth Lu. KenFilms Ltd. doesn't really exist. The whole "thanks" section is bogus, too. (I guess that's what passed as "humor" for me back in 1995. :P)
This was the suckiest toast wars video i've ever seen, so I'm gonna make my own.
Roboboy200 10 months ago
@Roboboy200 You should! Would love to have inspired someone to make videos! :)
toastyken 2 months ago
Nicely done!
Government of Zimbabwe! Seriously?
NonSufficitOrbis 1 year ago
@NonSufficitOrbis The credits are mostly lies. :) Sadly, I was just a teenager and was unaware of all the human rights abuses in Zimbabwe. Admittedly the joke was just that it was some random country no one's heard of. Not very funny now. :\
toastyken 1 year ago