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@alexmetallicaZFC13 and M Night Shaymalan, what a twist!!
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1:19 "Is a BFR... virgin"
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kids it's muscles it begins to show at 13 but you'll spend it hormones masturbating rather than exercising,,,,,,,it's great that he has muscles, paul , vai scares the shit out of me they're bones....malmsteen has a body not muscles.......
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@MrJootaah who cares if he's fat or not? does anyone really give a shit?
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@MrJootaah Its not that he is fat, its just that he has really big muscles for guitar player. If you see a lot of old shred guitarists from back then all the way to today, you'll notice that their upper bodies start getting a little buffer.
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How about Malmsteen plays 'Albert Collins'....
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@MrJootaah He could take your head between his bicep and squeeze it off. -_-
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Fat Petrucci
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@cjds18 I applaud you
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this is my signature model.. yeah.. everybody uses it.
Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider - (worlds largest and highest-energy particle accelerator) recently discovered that wiring an EBMM BFR F1 into the main synchrotron increased the energy of opposing protons over 500%!
They also surmised that if Petrucci himself was to then play crunch tone through this guitar it would reveal the existence of the Higgs boson! However it would also collapse higher time dimensions into ours, killing everything... that would be one Dramatic Turn Of Events...
cjds18 4 months ago 78
2:28 now that made hetfield a happy guy
alexmetallicaZFC13 6 months ago 51