Dilbert: Cat Scans and Less of You Video

http://www.dilbert.com/animation

by Scott Adams

Catbert takes over quality control and Dogbert tales up motivational speaking.

In Cat Scans, The Boss says, No one uses the intranet collaboration software you sold us. Dogbert says, Your employees are defective. I recommend cat scans. Catbert says, This one is defective too. The Boss says, Next in line!

In Less Of You, Dilbert says, I lost two pounds! Dogbert says, Im happy. Guess why. Dilbert says, Because youre supportive? Dogbert replies, Because theres less of you. Dilbert says, I was hoping for a scrap of encouragement. Dogbert says, Im all tapped out. Try back tomorrow.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Dilbert
• RingTales
• animation
• cartoon
• comic
• Dogbert
• Catbert
• office
• business
• work
• dieting
• encouragement
• sarcasm
• comedy

[Powertampa]

fun for intelligent ppl finally :D

[Archedgar]

It's true, I can't believe garbage like South Park is still running but Dilbert got canceled so quickly.

Oh well, people are retarded.

[aesniper]

I love these!

[ABalloonInNeed]

3 people are defective employees.

[spazyak]

cat scans ha ha

[flashkillerffff]

if that was my dog id kick him to the curb and make him lick my shoes

[NomoregoodnamesD8]

@MsSmileCentral

This one is defective too!

[KrautGoesWild]

Kick those testicle-faced idiots of "Family Guy", the idiots of "American D(e)ad" and that shit-mouthed psychos from "South Park" into the trash can!

Dilbert is, was and ever shall be the best cartoon around!!

[shadowhexogram]

@Archedgar Dilbert got cancelled because it was on a network that didn't get much money from it's airtime. South park creators were smarter to put there "garbage" On a network that wanted trashy humor. And to be honest as good as the show was it was only put on the air to cash in on foxe's success with the simpons.

[SpeedingHedgehog]

These are already-existing strips! Not a bad thing.

[ngflycloud]

dogbert's voice is gold

[MsSmileCentral]

Because there's less of you XD