Give Me a Sine

A maths song! written and performed by me :D

LYRICS
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F G C (repeat for all verse lines)
I loved you from the first time you met me
You were drawing a graph, 3/4X^2 + 3
And as you sketched the low asymptote
I quickly looked down and I scribbled a note
And on it wrote, would you like to out
you gave me a look like "whatcha talking about"

The next day in class I went to impress her
So I wrote her full name in my calculator
She didn't seem to act impressed
So I showed her my skills at integrating 2x
How was I to show my love so was true
Like 2^2 + 18 = 22

Chorus
C G
My love for you will grow on forever Am F (and repeat)
Just like cos(x)/x as it tends towards zero
I would love to derive your complex equation
So I could lie tangent to you at any occasion
And baby, give me a sign
We're so alike just like some parallel lines

She sat next to me just one week later
And I told her she was sweet and I'd date her
But she said that I didn't possess the brain
That would challenge her and that it drove me insane
My heart fell at an exponential rate
And my sadness grew and did not abate

So I tried to prove that we should be together
Using induction and being very clever
I tried to woo her with Pythagoras theorem
But she'd seen it before in her infinite wisdom
There was nothing in the set of what to do
I had nothing left to show my love you____

Chorus
My love for you will on grow forever
Just like cos(x)/x as it tends towards zero
I would love to derive your complex equation
So I could lie tangent to you at any occasion
And well, baby you gave me a sign
You don't like me, I'm gunna be fine

Though your acutey. I have to let go
It's time I found a girl and fit in with status quo
The girl I found, she's a friend of my brother
But she doesn't even know 'bout imaginary numbers
I told her she made my smile concave up
And all she did was smile and gave me a shrug

And when I'm with her you're all that I want
You have a brilliant brain just like a savant
You make my heart flutter, just like the sine curve
And I'm the kind of man that only you deserve
My love for you can't be contained on a chart
I will never forget you; you'll stay in my heart

Chorus
My love for you will grow on forever
Just like cos(x)/x as it tends towards zero
I would love to derive your complex equation
So I could lie tangent to you at any occasion
And baby I guess I'll be fine
Maybe one day you could be mine
REPEAT (without last two lines)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• maths
• trigonometry
• integration
• hsc
• song
• ukulele
• paul
• thompson
• give
• me
• sine
• sign
• math
• function
• love
• asymptote
• graph
• puns

[Runman111]

I'm so in love! Give me a sine...

[stroppyloppy]

I showed this to my math class. They were impressed. ;)

[rbmmylife]

such an awesome song! I love it

[fyrespryte6]

@devouredbythehorizon

well, someone clearly called 02-2952111 and didn't get a response.

[Dunarkanam]

This deserves so many more views.

[laughontheinside]

Currently on repeat :)

Champion!

[devouredbythehorizon]

THIS IS BAD, FEEL BAD FOR YOURSELF 

[fuschaitea]

-foreveralone-

[fuschaitea]

Paul <3

[deborahthompson68]

Love it.