"Republicans Go To Hell!" by Old Fart Rants

Why are Republicans and Christians so dead set against abortion? I think they think there's something the Bible about it, but there's not. The reason there's not is the same reason there's nothing about electricity in the Bible ... because it didn't exist back then! As you may have noticed, trying to legislate abortion out of existence is all the Republicans have been doing since they took office 10 months ago - obviously Republicans think that getting rid of abortion is way more important than creating jobs - you know, that thing they campaigned on? Now being pro life on its face sounds pretty good to a lot of people, especially Christians -- because they always argue that they're against killing based on the Bible. But aren't they the same people who cheered for Rick Perry in the Republican Presidential debates for killing the most death row inmates, and yelled to support letting a sick person without health insurance die when Ron Paul spoke? Aren't they the same people who praise God when an abortion doctor is murdered? And to borrow a phrase from Republican presidential candidate and living cartoon, Herman Cain even though I don't have any facts to back this up, I bet they're the same people who thought it was just fine to kill hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis including plenty of Iraqi fetuses because George Bush said God told him to. So, if you've been sitting there thinking that the 6th Commandment "thou shalt not kill" is all the justification Christians need to support being against abortion, I think we can throw that out. I wonder if there's anything in the Bible about incest - ell gosh darn it - there is! Deuteronomy 23 verse 3. So when someone fights to save a single fetus they're actually condeming a whopping 1023 adults to burn in Hell for all eternity -- and even more if they'll have more than 2 children each. So you gotta ask yourself, how could anybody who's ever actually read the Bible possibly think that a trade off like makes any sense at all. Well I can only think of one way it does... because the 1 fetus they save will produce over 1000 inbred retards that will grow up and vote for Republicans!

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[gtuani]

this guy is as stupid as obama!

[oldfartrants]

@gtuani Considering Obama was a Harvard graduate, a Constitutional law professor, a US Senator and is now the POTUS, thank you for the nice compliment! Has anyone ever accused you of being that smart?

[SimXLive]

Check out the Sack of Jerusalem in the 10th century BC, First Book of Kings, Second Book of Chronicles, this event; the sacking of Jerusalem by Shishaq is depicted in stone on a relief in Karnac. The evidence is clear that both are referring to the same event, there is consensus on this. Therefore the we must accept that the old testament is for the most part a story of man's travels through time. We can toss the new testament one in the trash, it's total crap. Does this qualify as proof?

[oldfartrants]

@SimXLive The contest is to prove the magical claims of the Bible via secular evidence. Archeological verification doesn't do that. For instance, if I claim there was a talking dog under the Hollywood sign in 1953, the fact that the Hollywood sign is real and still exists doesn't prove there was ever a talking dog there. Bottom line: if there was any real proof for Christianity, the person who found it would be famous worldwide and there would be only one religion. But that's not the case is it?

[dduras]

For starters: Republicans and Democrats are Full of Shit, if you are not independant by now, you are a sleeping SLAVE to their talking points.

Governments cant produce a job without confiscating money from the middle class and if you make 250,000, you are middle class.

Jobs are created by people's ideas and labor!!! You dont create jobs by raising taxes more than we have to.

You want to see jobs: Cut taxes in half and default on the bankers debt.

[oldfartrants]

@dduras I am idependent - there's just no party or candidate for that.

[zbshogun]

@dduras That is pure bull shit... Actually, you can create jobs by raising taxes, but especially if you raise taxes on the richest people. Tell me how it wouldn't create jobs if the gov't raised tax revenue then used that to build roads which would give jobs to average people, who would then have more buying power. Which in tern would raise demand for other goods creating a strong economy. GOD you are a fucking moron. Do you believe everything you're pappy tells you? FUCKING IDIOTD!!!

[usam1981]

Why don't you go to hell. Murder is Murder, no matter how you sugar coat it.

[auntsusan1]

ThankYou!!! ThankYou!!!

[ytpoliticsnigga]

apparently abortion did exist in the biblical times if you look it up, an abortion method is described on the Ebers papyrus dated 1550BC from Egypt. And Christians being hypocrites is nothing new but people have a right to object to abortion.

[bjahava]

@sexsexsexyNathan

Haha this is true.



[sexsexsexyNathan]

You spoke of Ron Paul in a negative light, and you only got 10 dislikes? Quite an achievement.

[chgosatrap]

@chgosatrap

*Aborted.

[chgosatrap]

@smowkdaddy

Abored? The little girl died at the age of 2.  Why do you say "aborted"?

[fisher65]

look up COMPANY MAN by sniffn the tears , IT IS UNREAL!

[wistoncap]

"studied the bible from cover to cover"?? who was the asshole that convinced you that was something other than a complete waste of time?

[markanthonyquested]

@gtuani - For somebody who fails to use capital letters where necessary (such as at the beginning of sentences and at the beginning of a person's name), I think you are the stupid one!