American Suck Countdown : Paris Hilton Sucks

This week, it's a tool-shed full of high-calorie, head-shaving, world-polluting, shoe-sniffing, war-denying, stewardess-banging, self-deluding suck action! Pow! Biff! Forget the top 10, we're scraping the bottom of the barrel to bring you the worst of the worst with American Suck Countdown.

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[PrepHaterlalala]

paris is a selfish whore

[mepumpkinmunky]

finally, someone who speaks what's on intelligent people's minds. i hate this fucking country and all the fucking hypocritical liars and over-inflated egos in this shithole. and, yes, i do want to get the fuck outta here. will someone please buy me a one way ticket somewhere far the fuck away from here? please? oh.yes. paris hilton is a fucking piece of hollow garbage, too.

[wreyoG]

paris hilton=┌∩┐(●_●)┌∩┐

[WolfEyesatNight]

i could have goggled all this information ...but this way is much more fun.

[aznboy3213]

i don't hate America for that much the thing i the stupid teenagers that has everything they want and they do stupid thing for the whole day.i recently saw a video of one of those setting himself in fire. Most of them thinking they are superior of the rest of the world O_O

but i don't hate all of them only some of the stupid teenagers

[doctorwilly]

@empoleonno1 agreed, but dun forget she's ugly too.

[empoleonno1]

If she appears to cross this comment, we are not jealous paris, you are just talentless

[krakendude2]

good point

[NOTxTHATxGUITAR]

Nah, I think the world need someone to hate. I, personally love hating paris hilton.

[CinnabonChan]

A chick whose career is built on blowing some d list director...

Yeah, I wanna be just like her!

[suckmydick1660]

if any1 wants to be like paris hilton or likes her their IQ must be below 15 just the stupid fucking bitch herself she is famous for being a slut and hat aint good did you know she got 400k from that porn movie she did what a waste of fucking money

[bouch182]

I HATE PARIS HILTON!