Them Moose Goosers

Them Moose goosers by Mason Williams

How about them Moose goosers, Ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks, goosin' them moose
Goosin' them huge moose, goosin' them tiny,
Goosin them medow moose in they hinny!
Look at them Moose goosers, Ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella, some use they thumb.
Them obtuse Moose goosers, sneakin' through the woods,
pokin' they snoozey moose in they goods,
How to be a Moose gooser? It'll turn you puce;
Get your gooser loose, and rouse a drowsy moose!

and for the redneck recitation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrmgnUtYw6g

Get all of the "Them" poems here
http://www.lazyka.com/linernotes/thesongs/ThemPoems.htm

Photos from Flickr mainly from
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tyello/

and
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevewall/

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Mason Williams Moose Moose
• Wyoming

[songblurred]

I've nearly been goosed by a moose before. They can be pretty dangerous. Well done, Rob!

[weegingayin]

@songblurred I just check through all of the "Them" poems and there is not a single one about a cow. How about "Them Cow patters". There is a challenge for you:-)

[hoosierhiver]

Nice one

[weegingayin]

@hoosierhiver Thanks for listening. How about "Them Bee Smokers"

[TUCKERZONE]

ahaha Awesome Weeyin

[TheLegends1231]

Ha ha :P another great video response :) thank you for entering

[agrlfmtx]

This is so cool! Thanks for sending! My foot started tapping immediately!! Wonderful day to ya! T:)

[MrTheEggman]

Wow, that is rare but enjoyable...

[ctrymaus]

Ha! I've never *heard* it recited; but I used to have a copy of "The Mason Williams Reading Matter", and I'm pretty sure I read it there. :-)

[TUCKERZONE]

Excellent Weeyin a Thumbs up and a Fav for me Hope all is well and you are ahving a Great Day My Friend

[OldGardenerGuy]

@Wrongemboyo3 There seems to be a following on youtube for these "them" poems. I had to do another one since "Them Toad lickers" which I did earlier has had hundreds of views. On Ukulele Underground I was told that the video was funny... but wrong in so many ways. Perhaps they were objecting to hinny and goose. Words can mean different things on different continents.

[OldGardenerGuy]

@cinderellalifestyle Mason Williams was more famous for his guitar instrumental called "Classical Gas", but I find the "Them" poems quite fascinating since they give an insight into Americana. I can well imagine some good ol' boy in Alaska poking a moose in the backside with an umbrella just for the fun of it... after all in Finland we have wife carrying competitions and the extreme sport of sitting on an ant hill naked, so I know where these poems are coming from.

[cinderellalifestyle]

I wittnessed alot of animal victimry these past moon afull on the asphalt river of hiway........the strangest by far , last night....A GOOSE, Sluiced.......Whamo!!! the feathers swirled round the pavement and amounted to a downy fog, in headlights opposing.....it was rather horrific as the byway hit and runs go.....Them Goose Sluicers oughta be ashamed...this was a rarity, but a lovely thing still, cause YOU did it--must check out "the thems"...lol

[Wrongemboyo3]

hinny is an old geordie word that my grandmother used to use, its a term of endearment,nice 1 by the way:}