Episode #006 (Genesis, One Confusing Book?) - Archived

thecreationguys rejoice as Louisiana unanimously passed an academic "freedom" bill.
According to them, it has been opposed by atheists and evolutionists (those darned godless bastards!).

Apparently, upholding a standard for education isn't high on their priority list.....anyway, cant wait to hear about astrology being taught in american schools. And alchemy. And creation science...the Nors variant...and the Greek variant...and all the African tribal variants.

Not religiously motivated they say? Of course not...at least not until the christians get pissed off when that academic "freedom" isn't used to teach genesis.

BTW morons, you submit scientific evidence in the scientific arena, NOT directly into the classroom; and 3 biologists out of the tens of thousands around the globe hardly constitutes a "controversy".

Moving on, is the bible scientifically accurate?
YES! Absolutely, according to Hovind.
What remains to be explained is why the world lived in squalor and filth during the Catholic church's brutal reign of terror, despite having this gold mine of scientific knowledge in the bible. And by the way, they were all in favour of literal interpretations of the bible.
You are on a fast-track back to the dark ages.

Anyway, I guess that we should just engage in some DoubleThink when we encounter passages in the bible that say the earth isn't moving.

Hooray for biblical truth!

Next, are there contradictions in genesis? NO! Of course not! If you think there are any, its because you haven't interpreted it correctly.
DoubleThink: reinterpret it until it fits, and voilá, contradictions gone!

Don't know if I can stomach this hogwash for much longer.

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• thecreationguys
• hypocrisy
• LOL
• hilarious
• hovind
• christianity
• bible
• creationism
• doublethink

[sypher113]

NOOOO!!! Three biologists who do not accept evolution, the theory is doomed, DOOOOOOMED!!!

[TCGarchive]

I guess they never heard of Project Steve.

But they will probably call it the work of the devil and dismiss it, so...

[nomercyrules10]

actually, they just say it wasn't intended to show a majority believe in it, but that if some rogue scientists in unrelated fields believe it, then it should be taught in classrooms. STUPID.

[TCGarchive]

Yeah, by their logic, flat earthism should be taught in schools because there still are people who dont accept the "theory" that the earth is round, LOL.

The members of the Flat Earth Society are proof that there is a controversy around the issue of whether or not the earth is round! They therefore deserve equal time in classrooms to teach their theory too! :D

[Jamminwithedward]

Boring

[thecreationguys]

If you have Creation/Evolution questions for Eric, you can submit them through the contact page on our website, creationguys (dot) com.

Jonathan Sampson of

The Creation Guys

[sonic8005]

I meant the one you're sitting next to in the vid.

[sonic8005]

Which Hovind? The one you sit next to, that one.

Kent, I woulnd't expect a response from in about... a couple years. If any that is.

[thecreationguys]

Depends, which Hovind? Eric is readily available, but Dr. Hovind obviously isn't.

Jonathan Sampson

[sonic8005]

Hey John, any way I can ask Hovind a couple a questions?

[Saukko31]

Everything is, of course, open in science regarding physical universe, and we must accept the evidence as it is, whether or not we like it.

Like Earth being about 4,5 billion years old and that we evolved.

[thecreationguys]

Thanks Saukko31,

That's a bit more open minded than everybody else who addresses the subject and reject Creation Science, and Intelligent Design a priori based upon preconceived ideas that may or may not be true.

Jonathan Sampson of

The Creation Guys

[thecreationguys]

"My bad then. But its kind of hard to tell who the response was to, since the youtube comments offer only one level of indentation to the text. ;)"

I know, man. It's annoying me too.

Jonathan Sampson of

The Creation Guys

[thecreationguys]

Genesis records light being created prior to the Sun. The light source, potentially God himself, correlating with Revelation where God is the ultimate source of light in the end. If you want deeper scientific ideas, consult Humphreys' Starlight and Time, Appendix B.

Distant starlight is another great subject to discuss, but seeing how we have 500 chars, let's finish one conversation first.

Jonathan Sampson of

The Creation Guys