Ain't it Black? (parody of the Stone's Paint it Black)

Tribute to the one and only Jack Black.
LYRICS Copyright 2009 JR:
I see a movie and I wonder aint it Black?
This School of Rock actor whose first name we call Jack.
From Shallow Hal to a role in High Fidelity,
Then set a fire while stoned in Orange County.

I watched Be Kind Rewind and liked the clever plot,
Then in Tropic Thunder with Stillers jungle rot.
This bearded wonder still gets roles with many stars,
5 houses, wife, 2 kids and you should see his cars.

I see Tenacious D and wonder aint it Black?
Who plays guitar and sings, but not with Roberta Flack.
They played on VH1s nice tribute to The Who,
Squeeze Box did far outweigh the Fighters of the Foo.

When I grow up you know I want to be like Jack,
Whos cool and hip and funny unlike Robert Stack.
This former comic-turned-musician breaks all the rules
With triple income makes the rest of us look like fools.

I see a movie and I wonder aint it Black?
Each time I rent a film I cant believe its Jack.
No other moron on the planet acts so well,
Plays slobs and chumps and just portrays them really swell.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

I wanna see it acted, by Jack Black
Black is bright, Blacks my pal,
I wanna see more Schools of Rock
and a sequel to Shallow Hal,
I wonderin aint it, aint it, aint it, played by Black?
Yeah!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• paint
• it
• jack
• black
• rolling
• stones
• parody
• jim
• rotondo
• handfarts
• manualist
• novelty
• music
• movies

[iSoLiFTeD]

lol i like rolling stones and Jack black. so I guess i like this

[pumpster999]

Thanx, saw Ronnie Wood singing last night on the Strat Anniversary celebration at MSG, first time I've EVER seen him sing lead on a song, historical!

[UnwashedGoblin]

hey

did u do these photos to the vid ??

[pumpster999]

The pics are Google Image results and as with all my parodies, timed them to the lyrics. Thanks also for spreading the Manualism message, the rarest music on the planet.

[KurdtKobain09]

It's roughly out a time. Soz. It's good and its creative and you're better at writing lyrics than me ... but the fact it's slight outta time stands out.

[pumpster999]

You're absolutely correct, it took a while to sync things in Audacity, my last 50 are pretty tight though.

[superman4131]

 Token

Stereophonic

HandFart Solo

[UnwashedGoblin]

Wrrrrong

its an awesome song

[UnwashedGoblin]

xD i shall preach

merry christmas by the way :D

[pumpster999]

Go forth and preach the gospel of Manualism to every living creature....music out of thin air...and remember the Manual forefathers Cecil Dill and John Twomby.