What's that in the garden,sister,what's that outside?
It's bigger than a twenty story car park and uglier than my wife.
I'm not telling porkys,sister,I promise I'm no liar.
If I was making this up for fun then why is our garden fence on fire?
GO SLAY THAT DRAGON
GO SLAY THAT GUY
GO SLAY THAT DRAGON NOW
...OR MAYBE NEXT TIME
What's that in his mouth he's chewing?
I've not seen the dog in an hour...
We've got to find a way to get him out before the neighbours ask what's going on.
I've got a sword to take out of my pocket -
bought just for times like these.
I've got to try and get out of the habit of tackling these mythical beasts!
GO SLAY THAT DRAGON
GO SLAY THAT GUY
GO SLAY THAT DRAGON NOW
...OR MAYBE NEXT TIME
GO GET GEORGE!
GO SLAY THAT DRAGON
GO SLAY THAT GUY
GO SLAY THAT DRAGON NOW
...OR MAYBE NEXT TIME
nice work tom
pcgamerguy1234 1 year ago