Funny Bible Cartoon! - Balaam's Ass
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@lewiss1100 continued
3. So, if you had/have a daughter, and she gets brutally and maliciously tortured and raped, she has to take the mans hand in marriage.
Unlucky.
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@lewiss1100 A few points you should consider. I'll start with your statement 'I believe every word of the bible'. If that were true, you'd have to consider;
1. Slavery, rape, murder and torture of thousands of innocent people under the hands of a greedy, malicious ruler, AKA your loving god, is possible, and has happened.
2. God says if your daughter is raped by a man, she is bound by god's law to marry her rapist. If she declines, she shall be put to death.
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@TheRunawayState God gave all men language why could He not give a voice to an animal?
Yes, I believe every word of the bible. For with God all things are possible!!!!!!!!!
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@lewiss1100 No no no. I think you'll find a story about a donkey that turns around and shouts at it's owner IN ENGLISH to stop beating him, is hilarious. Actually, I'd say it's people like you that I find funnier, because you genuinely, GENUINELY believe this shite.
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@TheRunawayState Nothing funny about the bible God's Holy word. This story is heart breaking knowing this donkey had more spiritual knowledge than a man. And that this man repeatedly hit his donkey that's animal abuse, where is the love?
I've seen men be more of an ass than this donkey.
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@lewiss1100 It's funny because it's a fucking talking donkey.
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@basketballdude138 Of course the donkey spoke, for God opened up his mouth.
The sin was not fully obeying God.
That is like the world today, a donkey is more spiritually minded than alot of people in this world. That's very sad.
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How is this funny?
God was not angry that he went, but God was angry that he didn't obey every word spoken to him. That's why the angel said go & speak only what God tells you.
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I come across talking asses every day.
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It's like Full Life Consequences, but with the Bible instead of Half Life fanfiction.
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27 And when the dingbat saw the bimbo of the Bigwig, she spread-eagle shag in the clutches of Balaam: and Balaams sexual arousal was gone ape-shit, and he banged the dingbat using his knobstick.
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24 But the bimbo of the Bigwig rooted in a drainpipe of the garden centres, a corset being on this side, and a jockstrap on that side.
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