AEPi Talent Show 2011 - Batman: Turn On the Dark Knight

First place, Greek Week Talent Show 2011, Drexel University. Alpha Epsilon Pi, Delta Rho chapter.

- Lyrics -
"Batman Begins"
Did you ever hear how my parents died
In an alleyway after a musical?
Did you ever hear I'm the handsome heir
To a company? Yeah I'm a billionaire.
Once I went to stay in a mountain keep.
Met some ninjas who decided to teach me some things.
And I know that there's still a chance for me
To help Gotham City.
I just gotta be the Dark Knight
And fight bad guys.
Just own the night as I soar through the sky!
Cause baby I'm the Batman!
Doing what a bat can!
Make 'em go na, na, na, na-na-na-na-na-na Batman!

"Crazy"
I know you hate me, but I don't care.
Don't like my make-up or my green hair.
Don't want my help, don't think I'm smart.
You don't think that I can blow Batman apart.
You think I'm weak? What are you sayin'?
You see these scars? You think I'm playin'?
You need some proof that I can help you get your guy?
A magic trick: I'll stick a pencil in your eye!
Crazy, crazy, crazy, ohh
Like crazy, crazy, crazy, noo
Like crazy, crazy, crazy, ohh
That's why I've got the creepy smile.
Because I'm like crazy, crazy, crazy, ohh
Like crazy, crazy, crazy, noo
Like crazy, crazy, crazy, ohh
I will help you get Batman to die!

"JKR"
Oh na na na na come on! x9
Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it!
Death in the air, don't care I love the smell of it!
I blew up the hospital and I stole all your money.
Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it!
Death in the air, don't care I love the smell of it!
Batarangs may break my bones but you will never catch me!

"The Dark Knight"
The Joker asked me just the other day:
'Why so serious?'
Put on my suit and turn the Batpod on
And act all mysterious.
But Gotham City doesn't like my style
As a vigilante.
I'll hide out from them, it's just for awhile.
I'll be in the Batcave!
I'm Bruce Wayne by day but at night bad guys pay!
I am the Batman, baby, I was born this way!
Don't hide yourself in regret,
I'm still your watchful protector.
I'm the Dark Knight, baby, and I'm here to stay!

written by Jon Wolf

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• AEPi
• Delta
• Rho
• Drexel
• Batman
• Dark
• Knight
• musical
• parody
• funny
• Katy
• Perry
• Rihanna
• Justin
• Bieber
• Lady
• Gaga
• Joker
• greek
• week
• fraternity

[bbeard10]

TFM Fail Friday. This is about the worst one I've ever seen.

[kingdomfartsful]

I don't know what's up with all of the haters.

I FREAKING LOVE THESE GUYS!

This was epic. I've watched through it three times already.

[SimpleSongMadness]

CREEPY!!!!!!!

[SimpleSongMadness]

WHY THE OLD AND JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC?

[GeorgiaSouthernTide]

this is the worst god damn performance ive ever seen

[h4rre11]

please no beiber

[jeyez63]

Hater's gonna hate, but they just understand the genius which is Jon Wolf

[hjpm95]

this is the gayest thing ive ever seen yet i cant stop watchin

[Romeosierra616]

this is stupid as sin

[Stormwake]

I love these people. Oh my God. <3

[captainnoneatall]

that was pretty epic. really fuckin cool