I might! Uncle Mow the Grandfather of stamford Hill

a song I made up in the shower find you're own meaning.
Thank you: Steve Paul, Avraham Tangy, Moishe Lider, Daniel Salter, Srulic Lawrence, Mendel Bensusan and Matt colton at air studios! Without the lot of you, this 'I mighty' great masterpiece could not have existed!!!!

lyrics:
One time I was walking down the street
And the transport was my feet
I had a knife in my pocket and a gun in the socket
and just in case I was carrying my mace
Because of I might
I was walking along with my nose up in the air
start with me come on who would dare
I'm armed to the teeth I want to see someone dare. yeah!
because of I might




I slipped around the corner and I saw this man
He was 70 feet tall no jokes and no hoax
He started asking me questions like 'you got any money?'
There was no doubt he wanted a fight
The man had proper I might




So I ran, I was armed to the teeth and I ran
And I ran and I ran and I ran
I was armed to the teeth and I ran
And I ran and I ran and I ran




I might the man had true might
What should I do he wanted a fight?
I might the man had true might




What ever happened to the man who used to stand in the corner with his van?
I might!
What ever happened to that girl with in her hair a little curl?
I might!
What ever happened to that lady who used to walk in the street
Who used to make a funny beat
With the heel of her feet
I might!




I might the man had true might
What should I do he wanted a fight?
I might the man had true might




Ramedimidan if I would have used my gun
Ramedimidan I would still have to run
Ramedimidan if I would have used my knife
Ramedimidan it might cost me my life
Ramedimidan if I would have used my mace
Ramedimdimidan I could not reach his face




I might the man had true might. I might




What ever happened to that man so old he never caught a cold?
I might!
What ever happened to that soldier with a chip on his shoulder?
I might!
What ever happened to me when I used to walk in the street
And I used to make a funny beat
whilst I'm chewing what I eat
might!




Let's look over the terms one more time
Ramedimidan if I would have used my gun
Ramedimidan I would still have to run
Ramedimidan if I would have used my knife
Ramedimidan it might cost me my life
Ramedimidan if I would have used my mace
Ramedimdimidan I could not reach his face




('I might' mighty ensemble)
STOP! I SAID STOP IT ALREADY!




Now to avoid all difficulties:
So if one time you are walking down the street
and you see a man who's 50 feet.
you should run, you should run, you should run, you should run, you should run!




(Instrumental)




AGGGHHH
(concerned voices asking what happened)
I'm beginning not to like 'I might'

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thanx mendel for liking and whoever else did