True Blood - Season 3 - Episode 9 - Last Scene

RUSSELL EDINGTON (Rallies in with great speed and with a punch so powerful, he dissects a part of the reporters spine and his fist comes out of the man's belly):

- (with a rough Missisipi accent) Ladies and gentilemen, my name, is Russell Edington. And I have been a vampire for 3000 years. Now, American Vampire League wishes to perpetrate the notion that WE are like you, and I suppose in a few small ways we are. We're narcisists. We care only about what we want, no matter what the cost. Just like you. Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torcher, genocide... That's a small price to pay for your SUV's and flat screen TVs, your blood diamonds,, your designer jeans, your absurd, garish McMansions! Futile symbols to quell your... quivering, spineless souls. But no. In the end we are nothing like you. We are... [CHUCKLES] ...immortal. Because we drink the true blood, blood that is living, organic and human. (Licks his hand) Mmm. And that's the truth the AVL wishes to conceal from you. Because let's face it, eating people is a tough sell these days. So they put on their friendly faces to pass their beloved VRA, but make no mistake, mine is the true face of vampires!

Why...

would we....

seek...

equal rights?..

You are NOT our equals.

We will eat you.

After we eat your children.

Now time for the weather. Tiffany?

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Film & Animation

[iwantmyjulia]

RUSSEL IS BACK!!!!!

[Fultonfalcons86]

could you imagine godric and eric teaming up with russell man that would be something.

[xSakuraKurox]

@robertsom They zoomed in because the people filming him obviously wanted to get a good view of him, I mean HELLO?! The press would go mental if they could get their hands on footage of a vampire confessing how violent their race is. It's only natural they'd want to get the best close ups. And as for the camera cut, that's not the camera crew from the film, that's just the actual film makers of True Blood doing that.

Jeez, open your eyes and stop being such a critic.

[supertwilightfanet]

"Now, time for the weather. Tiffany?"

LMAO

[ClearSmashDrop]

@2013hivey I think they become masters at blending in to hide within human populations. I think Russel's been livining in the South for decades or more. At least thats how I rationalize it.

[wintersnoob]

Russel is awesome, but Godric was the BEST. 

[MarieGal20]

"Why would we seek equal rights? You are NOT OUR EQUALS!

WE WILL EAT YOU AFTER WE EAT YOUR CHILDREN!

Now time for the weather...Tiffany?"

[robertsom]

He said "do not turn off the camera" not "zoom my face and then do a camera cut when I say it's time for the weather"

[celestebabex]

"Now time for the weather...Tiffany?" I have never laughed so much in my life!

[Beerbottles123]

@2013hivey Well, I'm Australian and I spent 2 weeks watching this show and somehow I started to pick up southen accent. Weird huh.

[R0B01983]

This is easily the best scene in the entire show. The line about eating human children is so insane.

[2013hivey]

So how does a 3,000 year old vampire pick up a southern accent?