Microwaving my Right Prosthetic Eye

This is how I do my daily artificial glass eye cleaning through the purification of pure microwaving. This was an implant I received after getting attacked by a 350lb 6'9" beast in school over fifteen years ago. Remember, microwaving food is for morons.

This show is for entertainment purposes only, so please DO NOT ATTEMP these experiments at home. Experiments are produced in a professional enviroment with proper saftey equipment.

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Category:

Science & Technology

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• microwave
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• Prosthetic
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• glow
• glowing
• popping

[mikered300]

i whould like my eye cooked welldone plase :D

[irockxoxox3]

stop breathing so weirdly my mom might come in thinking im watching porn

[jg789123]

that looks highly unsanitary

[themargenaus]

I didnt know you could move prostethics left and right.

[AutumnNickerson7777]

11:41 Hahahaha! Thats the Time On ur Clock...

[Theguiguinhowz]

Zombie restaurant offers an eye for appetizers.Ask for yours! =D!

[adj211]

so we gonna watch you cook a plastic eye that you cant even see out of for half of the video??? this some bullcrap :/

[iJulSeHD]

@skaterboy1551 no shit read the title its PROSTHETIC

[NintendoDSinerd]

@skaterboy1551 That's what Prosthetic means dumbfuck

[PAWS130]

listen here mr your ovbiously being a retarted fuck making fun of people with special needs your a and at the end you ovbiously set it back down on the table ass hole

[jrc2185az]

tweaker



[maylincitafulll]

omg what a foolish, you can't move a crystal eye ball like that, you only can move an implant and just a little bit, asshole...