It must be your breath, that smells just like death
It must be your tongue, that's making me run
And I didn't mind, the first couple times
But now it's a sign, your breath is a crime
Your teeth are white, your tongue is pink
Your lips are nice, but your breath stinks
I don't want this, remember that
Don't eat any more of whatever you had
Use some toothpaste next time, or LISTERINE
Whenever you rinse, your breath smells fine
If you want a kiss, gargle every time
After you brush, not askin' for much
Just a minute and a half and your breath wouldn't suck
Your breath is so bad, you bruised my face
Knocking me back, you've got a horrible taste
Use some toothpaste next time, LISTERINE
Would have been easier for you, if you'd just brush when you're supposed to
Would have been easier on me, if you'd just use a little LISTERINE
Use some toothpaste next time, LISTERINE
Haha I was thinking of making this exact same parody, then I went on Youtube to check if someone else had already done it.. someone else also made another "Listerine" Parody, so there's 2 up already.. I guess it makes sense since its the only word that really rhymes with Glycerine.. Good performance though!
dara786 2 months ago
Random shirtless guy in the background.
1211scootero 3 months ago
dude that shit was funny. and you sound almoust like him thats what makes it more funny lmfao
111mmouse 5 months ago
Very nicely written. Weird Al would be proud!
Mellowcorks 7 months ago
WINNING!!! Love it!!!
MyShapeshifter 8 months ago
LOL!!!
mikeman400 8 months ago
Lmfao, I laughed so hard!!!
JustMeHJW 11 months ago
Not bad. Not bad at all.
geodeal 1 year ago
i love glycerine but this was truly something special. well done :)
sydog11 1 year ago
i like my version better but your singing is definitely 800 times better than mine
d4nthem4n87 1 year ago