Gov Mark Sanford Carolina parody-Lyric:Fred Landau (Thx to Wayman Wong for the parody idea)

REFERENCES TO S. CAROLINA AS BORING ARE MEANT AS THE THOUGHTS OF THE CHARACTER SINGING, NOT MY OPINION! thanks to Wayman Wong for making the parody suggestion on All that Chat; Vocal & Parody lyric by Fred Landau;.

Parody of the classic song "Carolina in the Morning" by Walter Donaldson & Gus Kahn

Contact info for the parody: starfighterllc@aol.com

And thanks to ROUTE DESIGN TECHNOLOGY for making what you're seeing in the video happen!


Nothing could be finah than to leave South Carolina where it's boring
Nothing could be keenah than to visit Argentina for some scoring
Never dreamed the nation
Would be on my trail
I thought the Appalachian
Might cover up my tale

When I went to see a lady I'll just call Maria who's adoring
Who would have been guessin' I would wind up here confessin' to some whoring
Since I told the country she's the lady I love
They'll fight me 'til I'm no longer guv
Ah, nothing could be finah than to leave South Carolina where it's boring!

Nothing can embarrass like a trip to Buenos Arras in the morning
Nothing gives ya vapors like the chatter in the papers that's aborning
Used to think that hiking
Coulda fooled the press
That wasn't to their liking
Now it's a freaking mess

Nothing's more pathetic than to wax apologetic as they're scorning
Who knew one vacation could create a damn sensation without warning
If I had been smarter I'd be spared all this hell
If only I had turned on my cell
Ah, nothing could be finah than to leave South Carolina in the morning.

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[jagger212121]

I like this video, except for the part about South Carolina being boring. There is a lot to do here in SC. And who knew Yankees could still sing a decent song so well. Listen to those fellows carry on...Nice job guys. Bless your hearts.

[starfighterllc]

jagger212121, thank you for your comments. They are so greatly appreciated! But I do want to point out the statement in the "more info" section above on the right: "References to S. Carolina as boring are meant as the thoughts of the character singing, not my opinion!" Thanks again, and no offense was meant to the people of the State of South Carolina.

[mkl62]

Well, why isn't Teddy in jail? Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot. He's a Kennedy.

[jeffw1267]

I don't really care about Sanford cheating on his wife: it's par for the course for politicians. What bugs me is when the media talks about how handsome he is. I'm not seeing it. It looks like someone beat on the left side of his nose with a dead-blow hammer. He looks older than his true age, and don't get me started on the bags under his eyes.

[Flora James]

South Carolina is the BEST state in the USA!!!!

[tallen0679]

this was funny till i read the comments instead of voicing ur opinion on Youtube actually do somethig about it i swear if yall gave yall opinions to the real world instead of YOUTUBE maybe we cud have some progress

[pamrojo]

I am a native South Carolinian and nothing Sanford did should reflect on the state itself. And, I don't even judge him for his immoral behavior but what I do judge him about is that he TURNED OFF HIS CELL PHONE! Things happen. Bad things. And they can happen in seconds or minutes. He was AWOL from his post as governor of the state for DAYS! What if some crisis had happened? Yes, he has a Lt. Gov but that doesn't negate the seriousness of his being AWOL! Dump him!! His wife did - smart lady.

[debalast1971]

Still LMAO!! cute funny entertaining - keep em coming.

[darkmagickian]

TK i's nowsleeping with the fishes, a tough rap to beat. Still waiting for Mr. Houdini to come back and tell us about it, like he promised...

[darkmagickian]

With you there, I miss it too. I'm a former lifelong Cal native now in Nevada. Don't forget Governor Terminator, Joblessness (#3, behind Nevada and SC in that order) and the dead state economy, as well. I spent time in SC with the US Army OUAT and can't wait to find the way to San Jose. Are you in Oakland or Fresno?

[shohga]

I was taking offense at gamecock pride's comments, wntoply6! Pay attention before you lash out at someone who is in fact in agreement with most of your own views. That said, every state has miscreant politicians and preachers. Ours make funnier news coverage because they misrepresent those of us who do actually read and don't marry relatives or have sex with horses by perpetuating a public perception of the state as illiterate hillbillies. I was here laughing at the video! Relax.

[Buddy lee]

Sandford u are the son of the love to get blown job. Chistianity tought ya bad as, join us to blowing up and the no where to be found party.

[shoes1922]

And south carolinians shouldnt have their south carolinian pride?

[shulamit1991]

Fred you're so funny!