Uploaded on Jun 27, 2009
REFERENCES TO S. CAROLINA AS BORING ARE MEANT AS THE THOUGHTS OF THE CHARACTER SINGING, NOT MY OPINION! thanks to Wayman Wong for making the parody suggestion on All that Chat; Vocal & Parody lyric by Fred Landau;.
Parody of the classic song "Carolina in the Morning" by Walter Donaldson & Gus Kahn
Contact info for the parody: firstname.lastname@example.org
And thanks to ROUTE DESIGN TECHNOLOGY for making what you're seeing in the video happen!
Nothing could be finah than to leave South Carolina where it's boring
Nothing could be keenah than to visit Argentina for some scoring
Never dreamed the nation
Would be on my trail
I thought the Appalachian
Might cover up my tale
When I went to see a lady I'll just call Maria who's adoring
Who would have been guessin' I would wind up here confessin' to some whoring
Since I told the country she's the lady I love
They'll fight me 'til I'm no longer guv
Ah, nothing could be finah than to leave South Carolina where it's boring!
Nothing can embarrass like a trip to Buenos Arras in the morning
Nothing gives ya vapors like the chatter in the papers that's aborning
Used to think that hiking
Coulda fooled the press
That wasn't to their liking
Now it's a freaking mess
Nothing's more pathetic than to wax apologetic as they're scorning
Who knew one vacation could create a damn sensation without warning
If I had been smarter I'd be spared all this hell
If only I had turned on my cell
Ah, nothing could be finah than to leave South Carolina in the morning.