Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 'Albi the Racist Dragon'

In the Marmalade forest (forest), between
the make believe trees, in a
cottage cheese cottage! Lives
Albie, (Albie,) Albie, (Albie,) Albie the
Racist Dragon - Part Six... And so
all of the villagers chased Albie
the racist dragon, into a very cold and very
scary cave. It was so dark and so
scary there that Albie began to
cry. Dragon tears, which as we all
know turn into jellybeans! Just
then, he felt a tiny hand on
his tail, and he turned around and who
should it be, but the badly burned
Albanian boy from the day before.
What are you doing? I thought I
killed you!
Grumbled Albie, quite racistly...
No...no! Albie, you didn't kill me
with your dragon flames. I crawled
to safety, but I was left very badly
disfigured...
Laughed the boy.
Why are you crying, Albie?
Well, all the villagers chased me into
this scary cave. I think it's
because I'm soooo racist...get your
hand off my tail. You'll make it
dirty.
They didn't chase you here because of
your racism. They chased me here
too when I became all disfigured
like this. They just don't like us
because... because we're different
to them.
And at that Albie cried a single
tear which turned into a jellybean
all the colors of the rainbow! And
suddenly...Albie wasn't racist
anymore!!!
So they sat in the cave (the cave), and ate
bubblegum pie (yum) Albie the
racist, (Albie the racist,)
Albie the racist
(well, not anymore) dragon.

Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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[Oiled Gazelles]

But I was left very badly disfigured, laughed the boy.

[Betty Cresswell]

And as we all know, dragon tears turn into JELLY BEANS

[csaqwi]

Yeah so what I was crying.

[hellmad]

Get you hand of my tail you'll make it dirty

[SpontaneousCourage]

Well Albi damned.

[Pewzzzz]

da fuck did i just watch

[Badlyburnt Albanianboy]

171 villagers dislike this.

[Nicolas Cage]

i named my dog after albi the racist dragon

[KingOnii]

"A jelly bean all the colors of the rainbow"

the jellybean is cyan, yellow, blue, pink, red, and green.

[EUmkl]

I'm not crying, it's just been raining!

[Yesiamweirdxx]

what?

[reviewman]

And suddenly...Albie wasn't racist anymore!!!