Paper Planes-Chemistry Version

I react like alkalis, get high like noble gases
You find me in the second family Im alkaline earth
If you find me in the middle, Im a transition metal
Everyone in the family is the same

I fly like gases, fall like solids
Catch me at the amphoteric line call me a metalloid
If you come past here, Im a metal all day
Back up far enough nonmetal is my name

Sometimes I think sitting in a molecule
Every bond I get to I'm swappin that electron
Everyone's a winner now we're making that atom
AP student making my name

Sometimes I think sitting at my lab
Every reaction I do, I'm makin change
Everyone's a chemist now we're making that product
Im a Nobel winner making my name

[x4]
All I wanna do is (Bond Bond Bond Bond!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your electrons

Atomic Mass And Weight
Moles and Stoich convert all things
Solving is what we do
Charged electrons through their clouds

Protons and Neutrons
positive and negative
Bonding when we hit 'em
Lethal charges through their structures

No one in the classroom has knowledge like us
Hit me on my modded TI-89
We solve and deliver like teacher editions
Already on fire just burning that gas

No one in the class has connections like us
Hit Swistak on his iPhone prepaid wireless
He texts in school send him to C102
Already going down the only noob there

[x4]
All I wanna do is (Bond Bond Bond Bond!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your electrons

Swistak
AP Chem Class
Yeah, I got more equations than the Ivy League
So, uh, no funny business

Some some some I some I solve
Some I some I just balance
Some some some I some I solve
Some I some I just balance

[x4]
All I wanna do is (Bond Bond Bond Bond!)
And (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your electrons

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• paper
• planes
• swistak

[fuckniggersandjews66]

im pretty sure i want to put a bullet in my brain now why do you even bother with this shit

[argythepirate]

wow

i think im going to go drink ammonia after sitting through this

thanks

[xbaseballx0331]

sweetness

[comehereyou]

its pretty cool

[JackThePmknKng90]

i do believe that calculator is a TI-83 and not a TI-89...LIESSSSSSS!!!!!!