BRITNEY SPEARS AND THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES PLASTIC PARCHEESI MERCER COUNTY PA

2 ALL TH LITTLE QUEERS OF WESTERN PENNSYLTUCKY, THIS IS 4 U. U R NOT ALONE. U HAVE NEVER BEEN ALONE. STAY STRONG SISTERS.

A SELECTION OF BRITNEY SPEARS AND THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES AND PLASTIC PARCHEESI SONGS

"IN THE EARLY-TO-MID '00S, A GROUP OF INCREDIBLY FAT CHILDREN WITH MOSTLY DEAD FATHERS, MOSTLY GAY ORIENTATIONS, AND SERIOUS INTERNET ADDICTIONS CAME TOGETHER IN MERCER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA. HELL-BENT ON GAINING WEIGHT, NIGHTLY TRIPS TO THE 24-HOUR WAL-MART, BEING OFFENSIVE, AND REPULSING EVERYONE WHO SAW/HEARD US, WE CREATED A UNIVERSE OF GRANDMA CLOTHING, WAL-MART KARAOKE APPEARANCES, EATING PARTIES, AND IMPROVISED ATONAL SHITHEAD WINDOWS SOUND RECORDER MUSIC. THERE WAS PLASTIC PARCHEESI, STARRING NAOMI AND BJ, WHO SANG SONGS ABOUT ABORTION, FOOD, AND SEX THAT THEY HADN'T HAD YET- THERE WAS BRITNEY SPEARS AND THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES, STARRING LAURA AND BJ, WHO SANG SONGS ABOUT ABORTION, CELEBRITIES, VIDEO GAMES, AND THE THIRD REICH. TOGETHER THEY FORMED EVERYONE IN MERCER COUNTY'S FAVORITE UNLISTENABLE IMPROVISED GAY SHITSTORM GRINDCORE JUNK ROCK SUPERGROUP. THESE SONGS AND PICTURES HAVE RECENTLY BEEN EXCAVATED FROM SEVERAL CIGARETTE-SMOKE-DAMAGED WINDOWS 98-ASS HARD DRIVES AND ARE NOW READY FOR YOUR CONSUMPTION AS AN IMPORTANT ARTIFACT OF THE EARLY-TO-MID '00S FAT GAY RURAL ZEITGEIST. PLEASE LISTEN WITH CARE."

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• BRITNEY
• SPEARS
• AND
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• JUSTIN
• TIMBERLAKES
• MERCER
• COUNTY
• PENNSYLVANIA
• 2004
• 2005
• HERMITAGE

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