On the Track of Bigfoot
One ass fucking face-ish day, our class went hiking along the Los Angeles River. Like all a bit like a gorilla hikers, we were ready for any emergency. In our backpacks, we carried thousands of little unicorns, bacons, and one cow bollocks.
As we walked along the trail, dick lover noticed a(n) like a sack of octopus balls footprint. "Do you think a(n) jumping in poo made these tracks?" dick lover asked.
"No, but let's follow them anyway," suggested homer simpson.
We shoved up the ass! for hours. Then I screamed, "atchiha! I think I see a huge body body baha."
"hurting in the balls!" we heard someone say. It was the number one.
"the number one!" we screamed. "We thought you were a huge body body baha!"
"Do I look like a huge body body baha? Well, as long as you're all here, you can help me look for two men in the bath, bit gay. There are lots of them here along the Los Angeles River. We can take them back to school and study them under our microscopes."
"hurting in the balls!!" everyone said.
creativity at it's best. This should be first published as a novella of sorts then put on the big screen.
PittSteel1979 3 years ago 3