Let Me know what you think.
Lyrics
My name is C-R to the A-I-G
My stock won't fall like AIG
They've been calling me GOAT since I was three
Everybody wants a piece of greatness, me
That's just a little intro about myself
To show you the importance of wealth and health
I'm a Moet poet, drunk when I write
Get high to spit lyrics and then calm down with a sprite
Nobody can touch what I put down on paper
If someone tries to take them, I kill em with poison vapor
Just like they did to the jungle in Vietnam
They used Agent Orange so they could see Vietcong
But that sent soldiers home with two heads
And made their children be born with three legs
I'm not saying I'm ungrateful, but be smart next time
And test the chemicals so kids aren't born blind
Naïveté, French for being stupid
Like that former president named George Bush
I'm not trying to mock him, it's just a tease
"Most of our imports come from overseas."
You can't be serious with lines like these
That will go down as one of histories
Dumbest things ever said by a leader of countries and
At that moment congress said oopsies
And at that moment George Bush won Emmys
For the best comedy ever put on TVs
You know in High School he got Cs and Ds
And spent way too much time down at the breweries
Even republicans seemed upset and displeased
I think they wanna push Bush off the Rockies
Or send him back to Texas to bag groceries
Chorus
Let me tell you a story about an average day at school
I wake up Monday morning beside my neighbors' pool
I can't remember how I got there and I don't think it's cool
How I look like a fool
With my cheek covered in drool
I make it to the bus stop with just a minute to spare
But all the girls are staring cause I aint combed my hair
I swear, even the kid in the wheel chair had glare
So I don't have a prayer of getting anywhere
First period is English and we have to write an essay
But I say "nay" and plan to downplay whatever my teacher say
The class is over and I didn't get what I want
So I had to write the essay in size 98 font
Later on in hallway, I regret wearing jeans
Cause after fifteen steps my thighs need hand cream
I go into the bathroom cause I have to put it on
The lotion that my mom bought to make the rash gone
Back to school, it's almost over I'm in last period
I just finished my test and my teacher knows I cheated
I'm waiting for the bell to ring so I can leave early
But my teacher keeps talking cause in that way she's girly
She's the Spanish teacher but I don't speak the language
So I ask the girl beside me if her speech she could abridge
She says "we're having a party tomorrow, a fiesta.
She says we're gonna celebrate the goal by Iniesta."
The party sounds great, but I do have some worries
Like if I should make a cake or bake chocolate chip cookies
People think it's easy to do what I do
I could show you how to do it but it's all up to you
To get your confidence up and never look back
And if they hate forget about em, stay on track
Cause you got a knack for making em dizzy
So stay away from six packs and just get busy
Fuck you faggot quaker rhyme over a black kids instrumental again I shoot ya face in.
MrPrashan7 8 months ago
right, don'tt alk like michelle obama u gotta spell the shit with underground swag then ill be right
saintsFlow 10 months ago
wak
kallaoner 10 months ago
nice job!
raycustom 10 months ago
you suck buddy stick to you lill wayne rapper faggot
MrJoebrown88 11 months ago
Rap sucks
Blackpantherstomper1 1 year ago
pretty good but try to stop speaking so formally, other than that its great
eldiablo9604 1 year ago
this isn't bad
StevenConcrete 1 year ago