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Uploaded by on Jan 30, 2008

1. Wise Beard Man's beard is a Body Thetan repellant, and can also deflect bullets.
2. There is no chin behind Wise Beard Man's beard. There is only another beard.
3. A scientologist went near Wise Beard Man once, and his foot got crippled *FOR LIFE*.
4. At the same event, Wise Beard Man was able to man-handle a scientologist from a few feet away.
5. They once tried to shave Wise Beard Man's face, but the razor wasn't strong enough.
6. Wise Beard Man's beard once fought Chuck Norris, and won.

Blatantly ripped off from the comments to this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8FiDLY-XSQ

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Super Smash Bros. Brawl: "Zelda II: Adventure of Link: Great Temple/Temple"

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/stage18.html

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  • awesome music, what is that version from?

  • It's in the description:

    Super Smash Bros. Brawl: "Zelda II: Adventure of Link: Great Temple/Temple"

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  • Wise Beard man, CHuck Norris and Mr. T all walked into a building. Consequently, the building imploded killing everyone except Chuck Norris, Wise Beard Man and Mr. T, for no one structure built by man can contain that much awesomeness....

  • Wise Beard Man put the 'Beard' in Beard

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  • Loved the one about "Buddy's" foot that got crippled.

  • Wise, Beard, Man

    Thy words are wise

    Thy face is Beard

    he is an ally to anon

  • Wise Beard Man

    His Words are Wise.

    His Face is Beard.

    He is an ally to anon.

  • @Lifeofbass One strand of Wise Beard Man's beard could strangle both Chuck and Bruce at the same time.

  • No one can beat Chuck Norris, its against the laws of nature (which only Bruce Lee could break). Wise Beard Man is pretty damn close though! =D However the question here is then, why isn't Chuck Norris fighting Scientology??!

  • WMB is so invincible all of youtube flagged him for all reasons and then youtube shut down claiming it was just maintenance.

  • ZELDA 2 - TEMPLE. But most ppl know it from SSBB.

    5'd for music.

  • we have similar YT names!

  • epic beard man pwns wise beard man

  • lol!!!

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