Blame It Remix

Me and My sister
If you want to sing along:

Blame it on the coco, gotcha feelin loco
Blame it on the chips, loaded up with dips
Blame it on my pe-e-e-e-riod 7
Blame it on my p-..11

Eh, you know I usually dont
I always eat healthy
Touch candy I wont
But P.M.S. makes me go crazy

I know my diets not always true
But with a period heres what Im gon do
Cu--re my craving deep insi-i-i-ide

(let it flow now)

Oh damn Im crampin, now I feel like crappin
Time to buy a ..sanitary napkin. I know where Ill
Be if I press fast forward.
Lyin on the ground,and pukin on the floor

First out the fron-unt, now out my butt what
The pad wasnt there, now blood is everywhere
And all I want is to eat. A . twix bar
Or a snickers

CHORUS
Blame it on the coco, gotcha feelin loco
Blame it on the chips, loaded up with dips
Blame it on my pe-e-e-e-riod
Blame it on my p-..

Blame it on anatomy, blame it on misfortune
Blame it on discomfort, damn I need some motrin
Blame it on my periiiod
.


Ooh see, Im craving something sweet,
And now I know its comin
This always happens to me,
I get so bloated I cant see my feet.

No tellin what Im gonna eat
But Imma make myself a special treat
To replace whats missin in my liiiiiiife
When I menstruate

Now Im done crappin but Im still crampin
No more need for a sanitary napkin,
Now all I need is a lightday pad → (CUE LIGHTDAYS)
Graduated from period, now Im post grad

First out the fron-unt, now out my butt what
The pad wasnt there, now blood is everywhere
And all I want is to eat. A . hershey bar
Or a reeses (cup)

CHORUS

Blame it on the coco, gotcha feelin loco
Blame it on the chips, loaded up with dips
Blame it on my pe-e-e-e-riod
Blame it on my p-..

Blame it on anatomy, blame it on misfortune
Blame it on discomfort, damn I need some motrin
Blame it on my periiiod
.

Stomach-Pain

Ooh I dont feel good,
Just wanna cook (cook), something chocolate-y
From a recipe book
I aint trippin, Im gonna eat it
Shawty I aint trippin, my cravings, gotta feed it

Im a take a shot of motrin, cuz I feel commotion,
Blood is flowin and Im tryna to stop the ocean.
You know what I mean,
Shawty I wish I was drunk so it felt like I dream,
And then
I said ahhhhh, ahhhhh ahhhh
Put my hand on my stomach,
Could feel my cramps churnin inside
All up insiiide

And I thought I might die, eye eye
Then the pads got bigga → (CUE BIG PAD DROP)
I already knew what to figure
Givin me a wedgie like why? Whyy?

Chorus:
BLAME it on the coco, gotcha feelin loco
Blame it on the chips, loaded up with dips
Blame it on my pe-e-e-e-riod
Blame it on my p-..
Blame it on anatomy, blame it on misfortune
Blame it on discomfort, damn I need some motrin
Blame it on my periiiod

All my ladies wearin white
In the summer get a fright
When they feel that little drip, run as fast as they cann
Wishin they was a mann

And to my independent women
Who just wanna go swimming,
Put a tampon in, and you know that you are winnin,
Tell winged pads byyye
Throw them up in the sky

You can blame it on the coco, gotcha feelin loco
Blame it on the chips, loaded up with dips
Blame it on my pe-e-e-e-riod
Blame it on my p-..



Blame it on anatomy, blame it on misfortune
Blame it on discomfort, damn I need some motrin
Blame it on my periiiod

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Blame It On My Period
• blame it remix
• period
• remix
• tampon
• pad
• cramps
• blood

[jessicatheBAMF]

hahahaha that;s goood lmfaoo

[lareveuse714]

@jessicatheBAMF thanks (: we try!!!

[Beccansc283]

YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK...ROCK ON

RDW

[lareveuse714]

@Beccansc283 thank you so much!! ahaha i'm glad you like it hopefully another one will come soon!

[SableYork]

genius. quite literally.

[dancingchicks11]

wow, lol, thats pretty funny

[brytunie]

francesca.. i love you.