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Two muthas on a Cruise
starring:
Lori & 3 of her 5 kids,
Sally,
Angela Angelovic,
Intro camera by:
Randy Schumann,
Cruise camera by:
Sally & Angela
(Shawtayy)
Aww snap! Get your tickets ready
(yeah) We're about to embark
Everybody on the ship (alright)
hit the upper deck
It's time for muster so we can go
(yeah)
We cruisin this, lets board
(hey)
I'm on a cruise (I'm on a cruise
)I'm on a cruise (Im on a cruise)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin' on a cruise
(sailin' on a cruise)
I'm on a cruise (I'm on a cruise)
I'm on a cruise
Take a good hard look at these mothers on a cruise
(mothers on a cruise, yeah)
I'm on a cruise other mothers
take a look at me
Straight sailin'
on the Carnival Fantasy
(yeah)
Kickin' stateroom
My window's got a view
You cant stop me other mothers
cause I'm on a cruise
Take a picture, you (you)
I'm on a cruise too (too)
We drinkin' bud light cause it's
on the menu (menu)
Ive got my swim suit,
and my flippie-floppies
(flippie-floppies)
I'm eatin' sushi, you at home
straight pushin' moppies
I'm goin on excursions, riding horses and stuff
goin' snorkelin till err-bodys had enough (ohhh)
But this ain't Mom's Day Out, this is real as it gets
I'm on a cruise other mothers, dont you ever forget
(yeah)
I'm on a cruise, and,
Its really huge, and
(yeah)
I'm livin really large like
Lindsay Lohan (Lohan)
I'm the queen of world
on this ship, cant you see-oh
If youre shoppin' for groceries
then you're sure not me-oh
(oh-oh)
(Get that camera up, this ship is REAL!)
(ohhhh)
Forget home,
I'm on a cruise other mothers (other mothers)
Forget toilets, I clean casinos
other mothers (other mothers)
I'm on the deck with my girl
other mothers (hey)
Why don't you give it a whirl
other mothers?
Hey kids, if you could see me now
(see me now)
Havin' more fun than the law allows
(law allows)
Gonna ride this ship to mexico somehow
(mexico somehow)
Like Martha Stewart, Its a good thing!
(Its a good thing!)
Yeah, I never thought Id be on a cruise (lets go)
where the ocean looked so blue (yeah)
Hey kids! Look at me! (Ohh)
(all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
(alright)
When a friend took me away
(ohhhhh)
Believe me when I say
I ate the whole buffet
I'm on a cruise
yeah-eyeah-eyeah eyeah
I'm on a cruise
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a cruise
(woah-oh-oh-oh)
I'm on a cruise
I'm on a cruise
(sha-sha-shaw..)
Take a good hard look at these mothers on a cruise
(sha-sha-shaw- sha-sha - shawty
sha sha shawty, yeah)
Ur all fools but the lyrics r smart and the way they worded things but I would be super emmbarrased if my parents did this :[
flyboyonskis 1 year ago 16
@flyboyonskis I'd laugh my ass off if my mom did this!
03SilverMustangGT 1 year ago 3