RiffTrax - Pirates of the Caribbean sample

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http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/pirates-caribbean-curse-black-pearl

The most adorable pirates you've ever seen take to the high seas to do battle with an army of walking skeletons to see who is thinner. With a team consisting of Keira Knightley, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom they can't possibly lose! Geoffrey Rush gives it his all -- that is he does his best impression of the pirate mascot standing outside the Long John Silver's at a strip mall in Oakbrook, Illinois, and respected actor Jonathan Pryce as the girlish British governor risks being stripped of the descriptive "respected".

Mike, Kevin and Bill strap on the cutlasses and swing away!

Category:

Comedy

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• mike
• nelson
• mst3k
• rifftrax
• cinematic
• titanic
• johnny
• depp
• pirates
• of
• the
• caribbean
• kiera
• knightley

[KaterzTheMSTie]

:27

THAT right there always bugged me. Ms. Turner there has set foot on some ships, sure, but she knows what to do better than a ship full of pirates who have probably been at this for years? Grrr...

[bhelliom3]

"You want my mutton chops, don't you?"

[bloodraynegoddess]

@neatboy9 *facepalm*

[MRKetter81]

Sweeps = Oars

=P

[HarmlessVampire13]

I had a Snoopy Snow Cone Maker when I was a kid xD

[organs]

God, I forgot how bad Orlando Bloom is of an actor! But then again, it is a Disney film...

[FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509]

whoever is commentating this Needs to walk the plank!!!

[carringtonc79]

If they hadn't thrown out the cannonballs...lol

[geradical]

but, there is never a need to throw out your Snoopy Snow-cone Maker :_(

[MangledPuppets]

@KaterzTheMSTie

Not to mention she can out-fight them all the while getting married at the same time.

[neatboy9]

I thought this would be funny it kind of sucked and calling her kiera fat isn't funny even if your being sarcastic.

[c0mbineelite]

Rifftrax is the best.