The Letter of Complaint

FULL LETTER
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Dear Tossers,

To be Honest hy would anyone have a bag of 10 balls, pick one out and put it back in again and then repeat this 3 times, I mean Really?
Who is such a sadcase that tey sit at home an do that with a bag of balls and then he lets people put it in a maths book so everyone in the world can see that this man has no friends, I am surprised this man does not sue the nerds who made the book because they put the answers in the back..
Are they that stupid that they think kids are not going to cheat, What Thick`os!

Furthermore, the next question says
"What is the probability that the next set of traffic lights will be green"
WTF do NOT bring maths into driving! A car is for driving! not working out probability!
No-one cares if there is a 1 in 3 chance it will be green, NO-ONE!
Im surprised the person who wrote the book has enough money to buy a car let alone publish a book because odviously,
His family hates him nd he was almost certainly adopted or was a failed abortion,
He probaby has down-syndrome or something, he most likely has AIDS and he can go FUCK himself!

Hoping you are well...

Tom.

(P.S. I spent a whole maths lesson writing this so I at least level 5b)

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