Madonna - NO CELEBRATION!

HATMAN Speaks OUT! 290909: As Madonna's "Celebaration" album reaches the top of the UK Album Charts, Angela Merkel is re-elected Chancellor (Prime Minister) of Germany with new, Right-wing partners. Meanwhile the debate over the BBC licence fee that garners the Corporation a wapping £2.2 billion each year rumbles on as the Government approves plans for US style "product placement" on indepedent TV channels. In the face of this social turmoil. as ever, HATMAN delivers down to earth advice: "Drink more water, and drink plenty of it!" (13p for 2litres at a well know supermarket).

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Madonna
• album charts
• Angela Merkel
• German election
• water health
• BBC licence fee
• product placement
• ITV
• Channel 4
• Channel 5
• Channel 6
• Tesco
• 13p