Dole'n (Taxpayers' Vehicle) - Parody of Limp Bizkit's Rollin'

I did not take the making of this video seriously, so forgive the terrible voice. Did this in one take as well so there may be a few stuff ups here and there. The result of a tired bored man up in to the late hours of the night. What started out as a parody of the chorus turned into a full blown song. I try putting on Fred Durst's signature voice in the chorus, which explains the squeeling.

Explanation of some of the lyrics. First I tried making the words that rhyme sound similar to the original, e.g. rhyming ladies and fellas with babies and Stellas. This makes the lyrics a bit random and shit to what it could have been, but I try to make it flow. Stella is a beer, Centrelink is a government agency in Australia that deals with welfare payments, lining up refers to waiting in line in the welfare office, and the Whopper (burger) references the fact that taxpayers' money goes to food for dole bludgers.

Here are the lyrics:



Alright slacker, keep on dole'n baby, it's nearly paycheck time.

Go and line up (repeats)

Hobos and vagabonds
Taxpayers money
Keep on dole'n baby

Go and get a job
I can't be bothered
Living off Centrelink
Give me a Whopper

I need you to work
So I can get paid
I need the money
So I can get laid

Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n


Now I know y'all be sittin on the couch right here
Sittin' in your pee, and scratchin your rear
Bludgers in the house I give you a dare
(Ok we don't care, no we don't care)
Right, go and find a job thats got you working 9 to 6
Fuck that man I'm staying home watching my porno flicks
I'm gonna have a bat
Dude shut the fuck up
And go and get a job
You fucking dick knob

Yo, go and line up (repeats)

Go and get a job
I can't be bothered
Living off Centrelink
Give me a Whopper

I need you to work
So I can get paid
I need the money
So I can get laid

Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n

You wanna mess with Centrelink
You can't mess with Centrelink
Because they pay you on
Monday every fortnight
See this 200 dollar check here
Well we're getting it all the time
So we're gonna get some cheeseburgers
Tequilas and lime
We get the paycheck
Taxpayers pay me
24/7 bludgin never wanna work again
Old school hobos avoiding work like dog shit
Fuck that shit
You can all suck my fat dick

Yo, go and line up (repeats)

Go and get a job
I can't be bothered
Living off Centrelink
Give me a Whopper

I need you to work
So I can get paid
I need the money
So I can get laid

Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n

I have 3 babies
Drinking stellas
With all my people that don't wanna work
All the mothers
And taxpayers
Just keep working so you can keep paying us
Lots of money
In my pocket
We thank you cause we didn't have to work for it
So put your jocks on
And get your shoes on
And head on over to the welfare office

Go and get a job
I can't be bothered
Living off Centrelink
Give me a Whopper

I need you to work
So I can get paid
I need the money
So I can get laid

Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n

Go and get a job
I can't be bothered
Living off Centrelink
Give me a Whopper

I need you to work
So I can get paid
I need the money
So I can get laid

Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n
Keep dole'n dole'n dole'n dole'n

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rollin
• limp bizkit
• parody
• dole
• bludge
• taxpayer
• dole'n

[Sushimomioma]

that was so terrible i thing it gave me cancer.

[Oblivion255]

lol XD

[stan266]

lol that was pretty funny :) nice work (Y)

[Skwozniak]

I like it =)

[Vesylum]

what the fuck...

[m3talh3ad]

what a champion

[GrantourDS]

Oh man...

[TweaknRS]

God

[Kznarf]

So is the joke on limp bizkit or you?

[Twong512]

one of the few cases where it's less funny because it's true