Monologue:
"Well, well, well, it looks as if after nearly 2 decades as law of the land, the contreversial law banning gays from serving openly in the military, better known as 'Don't Ask; Don't Tell,' is about to be repealed. The measure has already cleared both houses of congress. Quite a few Republicans supported repealing 'D.A.D.T.', including a guy that I voted for, Scott Brown, the elite senator from Massachusetts...So I guess we have another RINO on our hands! But the bottom line is 'D.A.D.T.' will be repealed by ...Christmas week! It's our Christmas present!
Now, what does that mean, gays can now openly serve in the military? "D.A.D.T.' doesn't mean there haven't been any gays serving in the military. It means they had to keep it under wraps, if you will. As long as nobody found out they were gay they could serve in the military. Now personally, I have no problem with gays... But I do have a problem with gay men especially serving in the military. I mean, seriously folks, do we really want fruitcakes fighting against terrorists?! Are we going to be fighting the war on terror (Al Quaeda) by throwing fruitcakes at them?! Is that how we're going to win the war on terror? Hey, I nothing against fruitcakes, I love them...Seriously, the army has always been a place of 'machismo!' It means you have to be a pretty macho guy to serve in the military to go into COMBAT! I even have a big problem with women in combat! They can serve in the military. Call me a Chauvinist pig...I don't give a damn! But war is most effectively fought by tough guys...MACHO MEN, not fruitcakes! If we had fought WWII with fruitcakes, we'd be speaking German right now! We'd be saying " Auf Wiedersehn, schnel, schnel!" Give me a break! What's going to happen now? We're going to have the entire city of San Fran. (Castro Street) especially taking on Bin Laden?! "Look, I see Osama Bin Laden overthere! Hey Osama, I'm going to drop a fruitcake on you!" Is that how we're going to win our wars now? Give me a break! The repeal of 'D.A.D.T.' is a mistake! I'm sure we already have gays serving in the military. Now we're going to have even more! I've nothing against gays! I've known some gay people in my lifetime. I've worked with them. They're nice people; That's the problem!
They're too nice! They always seem so jovial. They're too friendly! We need somebody who can go to war with a killer instinct! I'm not much of a tough guy. But at least I would have the kiler instinct to kill the enemy! Maybe I wouldn't be able to do it because i'm not a tough guy! But I would have the desire, the will to kill because that's how you win wars, by killing the enemy! That's how you win wars! YOU DON'T WIN THE WAR BY OFERING THE ENEMY A FRICKIN' FRUITCAKE! WE ARE DOOMED!!!! AMERICA HAS LOST ITS RESOLVE! WE'VE BECOME A BUNCH OF PUSSIES! YOU CAN'T WIN A WAR WITH A FRUITCAKE OR A PUSSYCAT! No problem with gays, I just don't think they're fit to serve in the military IN A COMBAT CAPACITY! I've met a lot of them. They don't seem to have that KILLER INSTINCT! You're fighting Al Quaeda; You have to kill them! If they're in the mosque, YOU STORM THE MOSQUE! You don't offer somebody that's trying to kill you a fruitcake!
I love fruitcakes! I love them so much that I'm going to eat it! I wait 1 year for Christmas so I can get my hands on fruitcakes! I don't have anything against fruitcakes or gays for that matter!...Fruitcakes are delicious but they don't win you a war on terror!...More than likely, I will eat most of this fruitcake, not on the air because we have limited time! My producer's been informing me that Youtube only allows 15 minute videos (Sic). We're about to 'wrap' things up overhere, get it...WRAP?
I know what you're thinking. I can read your mind! You're thinking that because I'm eating fruitcake (sic), you think I'm turning into a fruitcake just because I'm eating fruitcake? Come on...do you think I'm a fruitcake? DON'T ASK; BECAUSE I WILL NEVER TELL! Isn't that a great way to end this video? That's perfect; I'm a genius!...I will tell you this, this fruitcake is mighty fine! Repealing 'D.A.D.T.'...not a good thing!"
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Gay & Christian in the military?by ZachDC33,154 views
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