"Feels So Good"

A song I made today. No offense intended to anyone, there is some rather ... shall we say, strong and nasty imagery goin' on all up in here.

I invented the chorus and the first verse like 3 years ago, had it memorized and have sung it occasionally since then. I wrote the last two verses just today. Originally, it was supposed to be "Just like when you're getting raped up the butt", but I don't really think rape is that funny these days.

And for what it's worth, no, I have never personally taken dick up the butt. I just always had this theory since I've heard that the male G-spot is up there, maybe that's why taking a dump feels so good, and maybe that's why guys talk about it more than girls do.

So here are the lyrics:

Chorus:
Just like when you're taking dick in the butt
It feels so good when you're taking a dump

Kickin' off your clothes and now you're sitting on the john
You get a piece of poop you swear it must be
Twenty inches long
But then you look and see what happened
After all is said and dumped
You see it's only two ten-inchers
So your winning streak is slumped

But it doesn't really matter 'cause the
Reason that you're there is just to
Feel the thickness of the ca-ca
Oozing past your hair
And all the wonderful sensations
And sometimes you get a fart
And all the beans you ate the day before
They're so good for your heart

(chorus)

Every now and then you know you'll
Also have to peepee
And you really wanna try and keep
A nice supply of teepee
But a magazine is just as good
To wipe it like a virus
If you're gonna use a page then
Use the one with Miley Cyrus yeah

(chorus)

Sometimes you get a little chunk
Sometimes you get a whopper
But the moment that you're stomach churns
You shouldn't try to stop her
'Cause the food you put inside yourself
Is not prone to erosion
And the longer that you hold it back,
The bigger the explosion.

(chorus)

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[BORDED1]

he shouldve finished the song with IN THE BATHROOM

[SuperPokemonofTime]

The ad I got was ironically the Geico commercial where the guy is stuffing toilet paper in the toilet ya know IN THE BATHROOM!!!!

[blueyoshi44]

I just took a dump on the toilet. Ya know IN THE BATHROOM!

[kyon9898]

unsubs to sub again .

[waysonwong]

ha ha very funny

[Zuckwad243]

How could he have lost 13 subscribers because of this?

[Peanutbuttergamen]

You just got Dickrolled Austin!

[LeprechaunSniper1337]

I lessen this when i sleep.....

[NintendoEpic]

I can talk fast but can't sing fast.

I'm weird.

[NintendoEpic]

Scatman 2.0

[MegaWooldridge]

You are the KING OF THE YOUTUBE

[newyy1]

Dude... this is fucking awesome!