If I Were Named Roy (If I Were a Boy spoof)

****this video was not to show you all my singing skills, it was just a simple spoof video of if i were a boy. i know my singing is terrible and the last thing i would ever be when i grow up is a singer haha. so please just try to focus on the words and not the voice =] thanks

Lyrics (sorry for the bad grammar, my computer made it all weird like that):
If I were named roy
right when I was born
id come out of my moms stomach
and have a big huge frown on my face
Id live life depressed

cause I am a girl
and girls arent supposed to
be named roy
cause thats a boy name
and I am a girl

if I were named royyyyyy
I would not understand
how itd be with a girl name
but I would get over it

I would stop moping
and get on with my life
I would go to taco bell
and wear a name tag with the name roy
to show off all of my pride

if I were named roy
I would buy myself a car
I would make myself a liscence plate
with the word roy some where on it

I would never have friends
cause Id be too proud to
cause I know that I dont need them
I would be too cool cause my name would be roy

if I were named roy
I would go to the pet store
I would buy all the animals
and name them all roy

id make my own company
and name it the name roy
the company would sell ponies
but people could not buy them
unless they named them roy


life would be great with this name it fits me so well
I would rule the world
everyone would bow down to me
they would all be envious and cry all the time

If my name were roy
I would begin to understand
yes I would understand, oh
why my parents gave me that name
its cause its awesome and yummy

I wish that was my name
unfortunately its not
I will never make a company
or have a thousand pets named roy
my real names samantha
my name is not roy

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[allcheckeredout]

haha to all of you telling me i can't sing... i know i can't haha

it was just a simple spoof video and i just thought the lyrics would be funny

haha but thanks everyone for the comments :D

[thelastchannel339]

I love it! I watch it almost everyday with my brother. It's hilarious! :)

[roiboi24]

I'm a guy, && my name is Roy. Thumbs up if you think I feel awkward..

[CzarsTV]

I would buy all the animals. That was funny how you said that.

[topbop88]

dude.. i <3 this.. my friend is a dude and his name is Angel.. and after a while i was like.. ANGELIS A BOY NAME TOO!!!!!! and a girl and boy name is also Dylan, and tyler, and jordan and a lot of other ones.. :)

[LimeGreenLife100]

hhahaha, this is SO FUNNY xD

[XsoftvoicesX]

thats cool :]

[untoldstoriesofme]

hey...my name is Tyler and ima girl....

-_-'

[haloangel65]

lol =D

[savannahshacara]

hahahahaha

i luv it!

5 stars!