My Zombie and Me (A Joick One-Shot)

Joe's POV
I walked down the stairs waking up for another long boring day. I got to the last step and tripped over something, oh it was just my boyfriends arm. Yes, I indeed did say arm. Ok stop freaking out now, he is a zombie. Oh my, you're as pale as a ghost. What? You are calling me messed up. Hmph I actually LOVE my boyfriend. The fact the he eats actual human flesh is just SOOOOOO hot! How DARE you say I am a messed up in my brain, for one I don't even have a brain. My boyfriend ate it. Well alright he didn't, but I can tell you he had attempted too many times. He is a zombie what do you expect? I only live with him, he scared off the rest of my family. But I can see past his zombie factors. I picked up his arm and the needle and thread. I was always sewing back some body part of his, I mean you think he would e more cautious of his surroundings and not leave body parts everywhere. I heard a scream from outside. Oh no not again. "NICK GET AWAY FROM THE MAIL MAN!" I yelled out.

I heard an angry grunt as the door opened he limped in with an arm in his mouth. "Spit that poor mail mans arm out now!!!." He moaned and threw it outside at the mailman. He was running faster than a cheetah. Oh please don't throw up on the carpet the mail man has one of those plastic arms that doctors give to people born with one arm.Nick has not learn that yet. I walked over to him and sewed his arm back on, he growed at me revealing his sharp teeth. Oh god that is sooooo hot. I sewed his arm back on, I've done this so many times I could do it with my eyes closed.
I felt something nibbling on my arm, I pushed him off. "No! Bad Nick!"
You ask how can I love such a thing that wants to eat me!? Well he is not a THING, he is a boy, well a zombie boy but hey Zombies deserve respect too! I remember the first day we met, like it was yesterday. I was walking and he attacked me and tried to eat my brain. Ah love is so amazing isn't it?

I noticed Nick again was trying to eat my arm so I grabbed a spray bottle full of water and sprayed him with it. "I said NO! Bad Nick, time out for you!"
"NAAAH" Nick moaned.
Wow that's HOT.
Nick ripped off his arm and threw it at me, grr I just sewed that one on. I picked up his arm and then he ran outside the door. "Get back here!!!" I chased after him flailing Nick's arm in the air.

" I WANNA SEW YOUR ARM BACK ON!" I yelled

It was CHAOS around town, people running and screaming everywhere. Then again it isn't everyday you see a human waving a arm in the air.
Nick began chasing after these girl scouts who were throwing cookies at him, you don't see that everyday ethier. But do you see people running from the girl scouts? NOOOOOOO. I walked over there arm still in my hand. The girl scouts saw the arm and screamed loudly they yelled MOMMIE, and ran away. Having a zombie boyfriend sure can come in handy. I took Nick to the park and I sewed his arm back on, again.

He looked at me and licked my cheek, I giggled. People looked at us weirdly. I wrapped my arm around Nick. I love my little Zombie.

He then began to nibble on my arm again, It tickled a bit. But I would like to keep my arm so I stopped him. "MAAAHHH!" He said. I chuckled "I know right?"

I am the only one who ever understands what Nick says, but that's alright with me.

He laid his head on my shoulder cuddleing with me, wow he's never done that before. "I love you." I said. "JOAAAAAOEEE" He moaned.
Aww, I think he was trying to say my name.

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[MsSexygirl323]

This is some messed up junk

[Jonastasticfan]

@MsSexygirl323 Dx

i know its ..odd xP but most of m oneshots are random x3

[crayZ4FanFics]

Oh my god, are you kidding me? LOL. Not in a good way.

[Jonastasticfan]

@crayZ4FanFics i know its a random/weird oneshot xP

[MyJonas74]

Aww thats so funny and cute lol i was totally lmao

[ilovenickjonas154]

>_< this face means i was laughing too hard to think of words. <3

[Nickjsgirlie94]

o gosh this is almost better than the your oneshot with the nick-snail.. ^^ I love your One shots with crazy versions of nick xD

[Jonasismylife4ever]

i cant believe i missed this fanfic

very onteresting (:

I LOVE your random oneshots

haha poor mailman xD

[RailiJaklitch6]

hahaha im sorry but i couldn't stop laughing the whole time reading this!:P

[joickluhvr911]

oh my god xD that was magical. sequel! sequel! sequel! :D